Love and Money

2009-12-01T23:58:00.001+08:00

Moi ish welly emos chudeys....

2009-11-17T23:55:00.004+08:00

Blogging out of pure boredom because I am done playing with my Facebook and I'm waiting for my UCCD slides to be uploading into MSN, which I doubt will be done by the time I finish the post.

Anyway, Jap lesson today was very interesting, at least for me la. As usual, we had our sure-to-fail quiz and the last part of the quiz was talking something about someone's wife. I had to write out the jap word of 'Wife'. Damnation, I remembered very very clearly that I had read up on the jap word of wife just moments ago during HRM. Unable to recover the lost memory, I subbed 'wife' instead of translating it. 'Wa-i-fu', I wrote in Katakana and handed up the quiz to my sensei.
To my utmost damnation once more, she took my quiz and had a quick scan through it. She bloody frowned and said "Nan de korewa?" which means "what is this?" Immediately I knew I was pawned, but nevermind la, just let her pawn lor. Not as if I never tio pawn by her before...

Btw, jap translation for wife is tsuma. =)

2009-10-25T23:46:00.002+08:00

Huat ar!!! Tml is time to hong gan the ang mohs liaos!!!!!

2009-10-19T23:38:00.002+08:00

First day of school

This sem was all about pourfessianer image for all of the students. Formal dress codes for almost all presentations. Formal shirt here, business pants there, black and white are the most boring colours etc. This is a sign that I have to do some more shopping! FYI: I have not done any shopping for the past holiday.
Had a 3 hours break after ending a 35 mins MICE tutorial. Cards were what accompanied us duing breaks of such length. SQM is terrible. Formal wear for every SQM tutorial??!!! That lecturer/tutor of mine is really going the extra mile in trying to get a promotion.
The next 3 days will be morning lessons, morning as in bloody 8am. Ni Nao Hia.... Ok, time for me to get my bloody sleep for the next 6 hours or so. Tata.

2009-10-19T01:30:00.002+08:00

Just like many other blogs that you have read, I too, am going to say "Alright, the holidays have finally ended".
Memories of what I have done are a blur now. Cooking, mahjonging, working, chaleting, gentinging, these were what I could remember from these past 6 weeks. Working was fun, but it was not enough to cover my expenses. All I could say was: Damn, this holiday was fast, but fufilling. Nothing to regret about though, time to pull up my hush puppy socks and switch into Bankai - Study mode now!

2009-10-09T22:15:00.002+08:00

Alright. Finally the 4 of us are all 18. Alcohol is no longer a problem. Celebrated the Octo boi's bday by having a last minute booking of a chalet. How last minute? About 2 hours before the check-in at 4pm.
Poker with peanuts at first, missed Avatar, watched first class and Sayang Sayang, and lastly Baobei. After that, we cycled to Changi Village. Didn't get to see those Ba-Bohs as we were too early, reached there about 11pm, the lights were still on and the carpark will still fiiled. Ate dinner/supper at the food centre and cycled down Changi Beach. Witnessed some very very interesting twin actions along with a huge bloody rat in the toilet.
The trip back to chalet was well, damn cooling, considering we had our tops taken off. Heng the bah bohs didn't attack us then.
Barcadi and coke accompanied us for the rest of the night. Well, technically not, coz I dropped dead after 3 shots.
Checked out the next day and went WWW before ending the day.

2009-10-03T01:10:00.002+08:00

Just returned from a 4D3N Genting Highlands trip with my fellow classmates. Same old same old genting trip, with a touch of a 2 nights club room stay. 3rd day dinner was fantastic, the price was too, 63RM to be exact.
Couldn't find the reason to sleep now, my mind is jammed with this particular incident. I just realised that I am on a self pawning spree nowadays. Going to slap myself in the face now. Bye.

2009-09-26T23:57:00.003+08:00

Worked today at vista point with a new additional of chow. The Shop N Save there is the freaking smallest Shop N Save in the world. Within 15 minutes, I practically walked round the shop for 5 or 6 times. Imagine doing that for 3 hours straight. It would be like a few hundred rounds liao lor.
A screwed up thing I would like to mention is: Take a look at Tampines Mall NTUC, the size of this NTUC had only 3 promoters. However, this vista point NTUC needs 6 promoters! WOW! WTF is this man?
Genting is approaching in a few days time and I am really looking forward to this 'not really overseas overseas trip'. I haven been really slacking or resting at home, it was either work and going out and with the addition of camp previously, I really almost killed myself. So this genting trip will definitely help me getting out all of the negativity, such as my fking poor results.
Wow, I just realised the number of people going Genting, and the people going there too. That will be interesting.... Hehehe...

2009-09-25T21:51:00.003+08:00

Alright! A brand new skin for a brand new start and a brand new post, after being stagnant since June. If you guys wanna tag, please tag 'OLE!'
Just to update about my current life. Moi is working since the start of the holiday as a promoter for 2 parts, first is nestle while the other is COMEX.
Somehow ar somehow, I don't know how, my scolding potential within me was released during COMEX. I bombed customers of different religion, races and colour and I LOVED IT! I bet my fellow Comex collegues loved it too. Well, this newly discovered power of mine somehow managed to find its way into camp, which I shall not elaborate more on that.
Oh, this year will be my 18th year, finally legal. Pros? Alcohol and m18 movies. The cons? I have to go to jail for any offences, no more boys' home. -_-
Okay, my brain has blue screened on me and I shall stop here for now. Goodbye~

2009-06-10T21:50:00.000+08:00

A picture paints a thousand words.

PS: Proper update coming soon....

2009-05-24T22:38:00.003+08:00

The return of 05, 06 and 07 from Batam marked the end of the Unofficial holiday of DTRM/2A. That means no more going to school at 1pm on Tuesday and Friday, and I will have to set my alarm clock to 6.30am for the 8am lesson on Wednesday. I dare to bet that the attendance for this coming Wed will be imbatic cui. Let's see whether I will contribute to the cui-ness of the attendance.
I just came to realise that I have not really blogged anything on Batam since my return. How emo is that sia? But I am currently having no possession of any Batam pictures, the only way to find them is through Facebook, and Facebook doesn't allow us to download it. So gotta wait till some kind hearted soul is willing to send me his/her pictures. Ah, you all get the hint ar.
Well, today we had a suprise guest at my Grandmother's house. He was my cousin's cousin, that makes me his "I also don't know what" relative. At the age of only 2 years old, he is a child with destructive powers. Taking the remote control and hurling it like a spear, jumping around the bed like a Si Lao Gao. Lol.
Oh ya, I taught him how to say 'Please' and he has been using this word to get what he wants ever since. How smart I am, and him of course.

Oh, to top it off. This morning I saw a car carrying a license plate "EH 666 C". ZAI BO?!! Can get such number sia. My interpretation of this license plate was " Eh, Satan's Car". Haha, ok lame.
But you never know, it may be one of Satan's transportation. He came to Yew Tee to have his Kaya Loti and eggs before going around to collect people's souls. Lolol..

2009-05-22T00:21:00.001+08:00

CCK complex, I shall sign up to be one of your PR from todays onwards.

In response to Eugene's blogpost, watch me change too. LOL.

2009-05-19T01:26:00.002+08:00

Alright. I'm kinda sleepy now so the post for today will be abit cui ar.
Anyways, headed down to Par-lee-ah-ment for the offical opening. Saw a lot of big big MPs and their spouses. Some crazy women wore those super tight cheong sam and skirts, I really wonder how they walked down the staircases. Didn't get to see Mr Ramily live but at least can see him via a television in the public hearing room.
In a nut shell, ushering for the Par-lee-ah-ment was slack and Eugene, Weekiat and I have already spent half of our Par-lee-ah-ment pay. Really zi-pawn.

2009-05-15T11:31:00.003+08:00

Went down to the Par-lee-ah-ment yesterday for ushering training with Annette, Weekiat and Eugene. We are the 4 very specially selected people to be in the ushering duty, as told by the Seetu guy.
Although I wanted to elaborate more about the Par-lee-ah-ment, we were ordered to be silent about the details inside the building. They scared the Mas Selemat later come out and bomb the building. So I shall sum up my first Par-lee-ah-ment experience in a word - Wow.
After the training or briefing, Eugene and I headed to Esplanade and had one of Singapore's best hokkien mee. Then it was home. Sibei tired liao by then.

Oh, I can sense a influenza conjuring in my body. Hope I can suppress it until after the real Par-lee-ah-ment.

2009-05-13T00:22:00.002+08:00

BLAW and FMAH are really getting on my nerves nowadays. No matter how much attention I have, I just couldn't get a full understanding of the lectures.
Just 1 week of Batam and these modules have pawned my ass in and out, up and down, left and right. Gotta find some emo time and re-study all these shit again.
Oh, FMAH tutor was quite pissed off with our class. "I'm really pissed off with this class. None of you seems to be interested in Accounting" That's what I remembered from her ranting this afternoon. Haha. She is not the first teacher to be pissed off loh. In fact, I don't recall any teacher not saying that our class is noisy. Like Ronald said, since the start of these Tourism course, 02 has always been the most problematic class. So, what the hell la, problem then problem lor! Me likes!
Had Jap lesson today. Despite missing last week's lesson, I'm impressed that I am able to catch up! Watashi wa tensai desu. =) I'm always fascinated by how my Jap teacher is able to maintain her happiness as if every lesson were her first lesson. Maybe that's how Nihon jin behave I supposed.

2009-05-09T22:38:00.003+08:00

Hi guys. This will be my last post in Singapore before I head back to Batam tml.
In case you didn't know, I will be studying in Batam Polytechnic from now onwards. The ~~fat~~ gracious Mr Ronald Sathianathan has already paid for my enrollment fees and I will graduating with my Diploma from there.
So farewell my Singaporean friends! Miss me not for Batam is only half an hour trip away from your homeland. Next time you see me, I will be much darker and my Bahasa will definitely pawn your Singaporean ass.
Ciao~

2009-05-03T23:48:00.002+08:00

A short post before I head for Batam on Monday morning.

Currently, I am at Zhong's house blogging while surfing. I am perspiring profusely now because his living room does not have a fan, and there are 1.3bil people breathing the oxygen around me.
As usual, whenever I travel overseas, I will have a farewell speech. So, here it goes.

Goodbye world. You shall never see me again.
Goodbye bolster. I shall never hug you again.
Goodbye Champagne. I shall never take you for a stroll again.
Goodbye and farewell.

*I shall resume these activities after my trip back from Batam*

2009-05-02T00:19:00.000+08:00

Movie>Steamboat>Arcade>Home
Fking pimple on the tip of my nose.

2009-04-27T22:53:00.002+08:00

BLAW tutorial today was a disaster. The tutor really sucks, I couldn't understand what the hell he was saying. The answers he gave was %&^(&)(**&%@#$%.
Mumble jumble lumble.....
Lim pei tiah bo la!! All the stupid laws can just go *eh-hem* themselves.

On a side note, Batam trip is just round the corner! This coming Sunday to be exact. However I gotta leave my house on Saturday to camp at Zj's house. 6 days of studying at Turi Beach resort.. I wonder how committed I am to really pay attention during the 6 days.

2009-04-26T23:17:00.002+08:00

Tutorials really sucked for this year.
I believe all of us who have done BLAW tutorial 2 will be cursing their asses off while trying to finish the tutorial. I myself have spouted a fountain of new hokkien vocabulary while attempting it.
Oh. I have gotten back my 400 bucks which I spent on Jap from my father. Furthermore, I managed to hack a bit more from him, 200 more to be exact. Woots!

2009-04-23T22:54:00.002+08:00

Happy 18th Birthday to ~~Mrs Wong~~ Annette!

As I didn't make a photofunia out of you, Super Nor-Man shall be your representative. Plus he has already bravely suffered the cake smash for you, there are nobody more suitable than him.

2009-04-22T21:53:00.003+08:00

Happy 18th Birthday to Mr Seng

Too bad the cake smash didn't work to its fullest extent. Nvm, there will be next year and more people to practice on before you.

2009-04-22T00:03:00.001+08:00

Picture of the day

2009-04-20T22:39:00.002+08:00

Today is the official start of DTRM/FT/2A/02.
To be honest, I did not have those kind of 'WHOO! First day of school' feeling. In fact, I was rather emotionless upon entering SB and seeing my classmates. The reason for that most probably is because I see them on MSN almost everyday. Most of them didn't change much. Maybe some got longer hair, shorter hair. I did have shorter hair, Eugene had his hair dyed into black.
Well, I do foresee a tough year ahead. 95% of the modules for this year are theory, which is definitely not my forte. Memorizing a ton of information within a small span of time will be something I have to master during this school year.
The only thing worth mentioning for this year will be Batam trip. Erm wait. Come to think of it, its not that worth. K nvm that... I also can't think of the reason right now.
On a random note, I have been thinking of doing something which I never wanted to do before. In fact, I detested such act, but come to think of it, I should give it a go. Should try out as many things as possible before you die right? Not that I'm dying soon la, hope I don't die so soon of course.
Lastly, I CAN'T GO LOLLIPOP!!!! Because it clashes with the Batam trip. There! I found my reason.

2009-04-18T23:58:00.001+08:00

Haha. It's a 100/100 paper. I got it all correct.

2009-04-18T00:08:00.002+08:00

FOP offically ended on Thursday.
I was a facilitator cum games master. Along with Eugene and Zhongjie, we facilitated 02. Woots! Bangla Team FTW!
Hmm, let me give yall a short summary of what we did over the past 4 days.

Day 1
-Watching year 1 students rushed into SB like tsunami waves.
-Constant scanning of potentials in 09/10 DTRM.
-Saw my year 1 DTRM 02 class.
-Selected the class committee.
-Played Ice-breaking games.
Well, day 1 was rather dry to me. Nothing to do also.

Day 2
-Gathered at SPCC for speeches from the black and yellow heads.
-I zhao-ed early to set up our game station with Priscilla.
-SB class started their games.
-Was in charge of Telepathy.
-Chaos erupted as expected when we had to take on 5 classes at one shot.
-Dismissed at SPCC after games.
Tired, sibei tired.

Day 3
-Course briefing by DTRM lecturers.
-I myself was paying quite some attention during the Disneyland speech.
-Year 1 played games hosted by the lecturers.
-Distributed the gongs, shirts and stickers to the year 1s after their games.
Quite a useless day for me to come.

Day 4
-Flag day at YEW TEE!
-To catch a few more hours of sleep, Zhong camped over at my house.
-Year 1s dispersed to do Flag day
-Facils went to supervise them. An example will be me riding my bike all over Yew Tee.
-Slacked like don't know what at Yew Tee CC. Suprisingly nobody posted our break activity on STOMP.
-I headed home to take a nice relaxing shower.
-Year 1s did an hour more before gathering for lunch.
-Counted 02's money collection before dismissing them. Wow, they collected over $900 plus. IMBA!
-Accomplished my FOP target. Tututu! Wohoho!

After FOP ended, I went down to JP for PH interview. I managed to get the job. Hopefully I can secure it. Training starts coming weekends. Win.
Headed back to SP for the party, wasn't that attracted by it though.
My favourtie phrase during FOP was "Hi _______!" Hahaha... Only 02 facils(including 02 SMU) knows why.
Overall I did enjoy myself, hope 09-02 was satisfied with our standards of facilitaion. I think we did rather well though. Better than our year's facilitators I'm sure of that.

2009-04-12T00:35:00.003+08:00

Today could be considered my lucky day. And I mean REAAAALLL lucky.
"Allah took pity on you". That was the phrase that I remembered when I was playing Battleships, and whenever this phrase appears, I get gold la.
I really have to thank Huiling. Despite having not met her for like a super duper long time, our encounter today was truly a life-saving one. *For me la*
Thousand thanks to you.
I still have not forgotten that you are my gan-jie leh... Lol..

Well, mahjong-ed at Pris's house for the rest of the day. Didnt managed to finish our usual 2 rounds because we had to spend some time calling the freshies.
Below was what we had to say to our freshies during the call.

"Hello, is this blah blah blah? Are you interested in buying some of our latest cooking woks? Because you are our 1000th customer, you have gotten yourself an incredible discount of 30% off all cooking woks!!! All of our woks are priced at only $299.90 each! So order now and stand a chance to win a pair of food vouchers at KouFu! What are you waiting for? Order now!"
"Hello? Ello? Are you still there?"

Ok, super lame I know.... But could you imagine 4 people at 4 different corners of the living calling and calling? We were like telemarketers la. Haha...

The day of Mahjong ended with a little peck on the cheek by little Mieko. =) Hontoni Kawaii neh....

2009-04-11T00:26:00.001+08:00

All I could say is, Wow.

2009-04-08T22:49:00.003+08:00

Interesting things that I came to know about today.
These were the 2 very different versions which my fellow co-workers have came up with.
Little stories packed with a ton of humor.

Version 1 - Mr Krish
从前，有个狐狸问个熊一个问题。

熊的回答是：‘你说什么’？

那狐狸听了，就觉得熊所说的话非常有意识，很深奥。。

想阿想阿，那狐狸突然间明白了那熊话中带话的那三个字。

几天后，那狐狸问个蓝鸟同样的问题。而那鸟什么都没说，只是摇摇了头，就飞走了。

因为那只鸟那么小，长的也很天真，狐狸呢就没有怀疑那只鸟。

但是。。那只鸟还没禁得起考验。

Version 2 - Mr Muthu
不久之前，有个白菜花问个菜心一个问题。

那个菜心却问：“回吗？”

虽然他们俩的交谈是非常的短占，所说的话却非常有深度。

应为菜心与白菜花的水平不同，白菜花需要些时间来解开话中的话。

当时，白菜花除了‘服’字，就没有其他的字能形容菜心了。

次到如今，这件事也不过是个时间的问题。

过了末些日子，白菜花遇上了小白菜。

当时，白花菜也问了小白菜同样的问题。

小白菜却答复：“不会。”

虽然如此，白菜花却起了疑点，心想：“是吗？”

因为他心里始终认为他会。这也是因为小白菜又小又脆弱。

事到如今，白菜花只能说：“小白菜啊，小白菜，你始终还是禁不起考验。”

2009-04-08T00:07:00.003+08:00

曾经，我问了那个人一个问题。
那个人回答了：他会吗？
虽然那个人的答案简短，但是这三个字是那么的明确与直接。
当我领悟了此句中的含义后，脑海中浮现了那么一个字 - “服”。
事到如今，我猜想也只有迟早的问题。

有一天，我问了另一个人一个问题。
他的回答是：不会。
此时的我，第一个念头是：“是吗？”
我打从心底相信他会。因为，他还嫩得像块豆腐呢。
我说兄弟啊，你还禁不起考验啦。

2009-04-03T23:04:00.002+08:00

Infiltration to FOC was successful.
Minsi was kind enough to let us play around in her group.
Maintaining freshman status was not successful.
There were too many people we knew and true enough we were bao tou-ed...
Hunting was definitely not successful.
Managed to successfully infiltrate into ATEN again.

This is the not so successful story of an asshole year 2 trying to be a freshie.

Oh. Interesting thing I saw today. Lot 1 had this ACER promotion and surprisingly they used L4D to sort of advertise their high performance desktops. Being the bo liao me, I went to action action abit... I alt-tabbed and saw the user's name - zimmer550. WTH? This is the IGN which I have been seeing quite often when playing L4D! Lolol, zimmer550 is actually an Acer promoter... Hahahaha...

Kk, off to watch Singtel Grid Girls on tour liao... Buaix buaix...

2009-04-03T00:48:00.003+08:00

Badminton-ed for like what? 40mins? The time I spent in arcade today was definitely more than that...

And I watched my first official horror movie - Coming Soon.
Ya ya, laugh lor laugh lor...
Me is not hum. Me is only not a fan of horror movies...=P
Plus this movie is more of a gore movie than a horror movie... Jitau disgusting...
Chaba~ Chaba~ Do you really want to see me die??!!! -.-

2009-03-31T23:09:00.001+08:00

Today I dragonball-ed chow at pool.

2009-03-30T14:23:00.003+08:00

Saw the link from Caomei's blog. So I decided to have a go.

Orange are for what I think is true and Red are for those which I don't.

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward.(People hate me because I often hit them on the nail) You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates. (This statement is currently not true but I am sure that it will turn orange, someday...)

Your views on education

Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:

You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

Yeah.. More of orange than red eh? If it's mostly red, then it won't be called a personality test. It will be called a Scam Yourself test.

2009-03-29T23:13:00.002+08:00

Came across this amusing yet factious article in today's Newpaper. The writer spoke out what was in a Yew Tee resident's mind and the feeling was mutual.
As I couldn't find a copy of the article in the internet, I decided to re-type the whole article out. So bloody make sure you all read it. Nb....

Editor: S M ONG
Title: S'pore's most exciting new mall is.... in Yew Tee?

Despite of the recession, several exciting new shopping malls are opening in Singapore this year. Orchard Central, 313@Somerset, Ion Orchard, Yew Tee Point...
"Whoa, Nellie, Yew what point?," you ask.
Yew Tee Point - only the most exciting new mall of them all!
Even more exciting Ion Orchard? Where brands like Cartier, Dior, Dolce and Gabbana, Giorgio Armani, Louis Vuitton and Prada will reportedly open their double-storey flagship stores?
Yes, I dare say Yew Tee Point is more exciting than those retail monoliths from Orchard Road to Marina Bay put together.
Why? Because it's near where I live.
It's about time Yew Tee residents gout our own mall. For too long ,Yew Tee has been Choa Chu Kang's under-developed, less glam baby brother - much like Brad Pitt's long forgotten younger sibling, Arm Pitt.
When I first told people I lived after moving here 10 years ago, they thought I made the place up. What kind of cartoon name is Yew Tee? It sounds like the flavour of a new drink from Pokka.
I've been told 'yew tee' is Hokkien for oil pond, as if that's any consolation.
Then when I explained to people that Yew Tee is in Choa Chu Kang, they thought I lived next to the cemetary. Which I gues is marginally preferably to living in an imaginary place.
The thing is that there is no actualy Yew Tee road that I know of. But we do have the Yew Tee MRT station, our greatest claim to fame.
Unfortunately for us, one stop away at Choa Chu Kang MRT is where the real action is.
There, they have their own bus interchange, a post office and a shopping centre that houses a library, a four-screen cineplex and a Ya Kun.
Yew Tee, on the other hand, has three 7-Elevens. (It evens says so in WikiPedia)
So why should we be jealous?
Yew Tee is to Choa Chu Kang what Bukit Gombak is to Bukit Batok, Marsiling is to Woodlands, Khatib is to Yishun, Yio Chu Kang is to Ang Mo Kio, Braddell is to Toa Payoh, Buangkok is to Sengkang and Simei is to Tampines.
But no longer. Thanks to Yew Tee Point, we can now enjoy Subway, Long John Silver's and KFC without having the trudge all the way to holier-than-thou Choa Chu Kang.
So if you will excuse me, I'm going to catch Race to Witch Mountain at... what? There's no cinema at Yew Tee Point? Dammit!

-End-

Loved the twist at the end.
So.... yeap! Yew Tee PAWNS!!!!! Yew Tee FTW!!!!

2009-03-27T22:40:00.003+08:00

Genting Trip was a blast!
Photos will be kope-ed and uploaded soon.
The only disappointment for me was that CorkScrew was unavailable. Apparently, those Malaysian banglas were screwing the CorkScrew, literally.
Buai buai~~
Like what that Priscilla has once said, Letting go is an Art.
I too have my own, Deception is an Art.

Buai buaixxxx

2009-03-23T22:58:00.003+08:00

Bye bye world. I shall never see you again.

till the 26th of march

I shall leave my place of birth and ascend towards eternal happiness, where the gates of joy are always open.

I mean Genting.

And I shall be embraced and welcomed by him.

Not Allah, but Zhongjie.

Goodbye world, my memories shall be what's left of me.

Till I get back from Genting.

2009-03-19T23:04:00.002+08:00

Alright, badminton-ed with the usual but Selena was unable to make it because she(he) was busy bullying the Tiongs at Expo.
There were some court-booking complications but those were peacefully solved and I got an hour's money refunded. =D
I really hate ID5. It is a totally different version from ID4. I had to forget everything I mastered in ID4. You know how painful for me to re-learn?? You know how long it took me to master ID4?? Haha.. emo talk..
Let me give you an example on how noob I am in ID5.
ID4 Akina best run : 3min 01s
My ID4 Akina best run : 3 min 05s

That how good I am in ID4. Lol.. I bhb 1...

ID5 Akina best run I seen so far : 3min 11s
My ID5 Akina best run : 3min 44s T.T

Jitau noob until I nothing to say. Gotta train, but training means hours of no life-ing at the arcade and an increase in the number of credit statements in my POSB account.

Thanks for reading a part of my buddy's no life talk and he hopes that everyone will not potray him as a no-life arcader. He has life!
Love with spices,
Kumar

2009-03-18T23:47:00.002+08:00

Just a short post for today.
Jasper is on his Virgo cruise right now.. Budget NP could only afford 3D2N, unlike SP of 5D4N. Wohoho!
I was spotted by some foreign worker at my lvl up session.. I almost chua sai when that worker pushed me from the back... -.-
Hmm, cooked lunch for my brother and mother today. Easy Peezy Pasta. =D
Then pooled....
Oh, YewTee Point's Jalan Kayu Prata Shop is crap. Their service is crap. Very f-up by their attitude. One good thing about them is they hired a tiong to do their dishes. *Bastard mode on*
And yeap, my results quite buang. Despite the improvement, still buang. So don't need to ask me la, I also wont ask you de. I dont need to forward any module though, which is of course something that I am satisfied.
Tata~

2009-03-15T00:03:00.002+08:00

Another mahjong day at Priscilla house.
Finished 2 rounds in about 8 hours(+/-)
Sadly, our little Mieko wasn't there.
And how damn it!!!! I couldnt 胡 my 万子清一色 worth 8 tais!!!!! 8 bloody tais!!!!! I could have won $32 over dollars based on that.. Bloody shiet...
Argh, what the heck. Had fun though... My mahjong skills seems to have improved... Wohohoho..

2009-03-13T23:54:00.000+08:00

Gym-ed with Selena, Ella and Priscilla today.
Headed down to Vivo for some top notch Hokkien mee with Selena and Ella.
After my sumptuous dinner of hokkien mee, super dog set meal and 2 pork sticks, we headed to the highest level of Vivo.
We strolled in the waters of Vivo barefooted, with the accompany of Singapore's wonderful night sky and the cooling breeze. (How bloody gay/lesbian is that??!!)
Excellent teamwork was seen at Drummania, how easily is for 3 people to pawn the game...
What a wonderful gay(day).

2009-03-10T22:18:00.004+08:00

I spent my wonderful Tuesday with Kumar.
In the morning, we watched tv and ate lunch together.
In the afternoon, we slept together.
In the evening, we went shopping for tml's lunch and bought dinner together.

What a ~~fucking~~ wonderful day with Kumar.

On a random note, this has become my favourite Youtube video.
Well, I couldnt post the video here, so just click on HERE.
Do not worry. It is not a virus, or porn, or scary video.
See liao you cfm laugh 1.

2009-03-02T12:48:00.003+08:00

Alright, this post is about my Year 1 life of Diploma in Tourism and Resort Management in Singapore Polytechnic.

Well, time really flew so kan pua fast can...... Poof! Now going Year 2 le, we will have to write DTRM/FT/2A/02. It's a bit weird, not used to it yet.

Disclaimer: This post may be offensive to some. Please don't take it to heart, you are all ~~not~~ my friends.

Anyways, I still can vividly remember the first day of orientation when I made a fool out of myself.
Facilitator: Hi, can you tell me your class?
Me: *In a very hao lian tone* 12.
Facilitator:*Starts to flip through the class lists* Eh? Don't have leh.
Facilitator: *Asks other facilitator to come*
Faclitator 2: What class are you?
Me:*Uses the guai lan draggy tone* Twwwwwelveeeee....
Facilitator 2*Gives the WTF? look* There are only 7 classes leh. How come you 12?
Me:*Gives the 'AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHY?' look*
Facilitator: What is your name?
Facilitator: *Gets my name and starts scanning through the class lists 1 class by 1 class*
Facilitator: Eh you very cute leh, you in 02 la....
Me: *Shows the wtf sign behind me and walks VERY fast to my designated area*

Haha, it turns out I am in class 02. I am still wondering how come I can say 12... Sibei Paiseh. And there was a queue behind me somemore... Win.

Sitting alone without any friends in Lecture 10, I was already sibei sian. Then I started looking around for any familiar faces, Chow is in 06. Ok, far enough liao. Then Zheng Xuan, also in 06, and that was it. I was sibei sibei sian then.
Next, I started scanning for 'potentials'. *Whoa! Sibei disappointing can!* I thought to myself. Other people always said tourism has a lot of 'potentials'. I turn here turn there to see but hardly got la!! This time I already du lan liao. Felt that I was scammed by SP.... So cheated sia...

I felt rather alone for the first few days, mainly because I am the only Kranjian there. The rest of the class are already travelling in packs le.. Only i solo kia, wu gao sad bo?? But that was the first few days la... haha..

Ok, the following content is all the first impressions I got from you guys. Some may be a bit gl. Please dont take it to heart. =D

I shall start off with Annette because of the reason below. (No offence ar Norman. Haha.)
Annette was the first person to talk to me. My first impression of her was "Wa lan oie, so enthu-kia sia, and can talk forever."
Haha. Because she was the only person who was very active and excited in the lecture theater.

Soon came Dawn, the second person to talk to me. First impression of her was "Ang Moh Lang. Ok, life will be tough liao." oops? LOL.

Later we were directed to a classroom which I can't remember the name. I got to take a look at my classmates whom I will have to stay with for the next 3 years.

Let me talk about the guys first. This is going to be ugly.....
Eugene - 'NB, taller than me. Got slope hair still act 1 ah beng look.'
Lolol... Please don't beat me up..

WenHong - 'Guai kia number 1.'
It's because you never talk then sit on the table only. Hahahaha

Zhongjie - 'Guai lan kia number 1, only know how to sabo people'
It's kinda true bah. You have to admit it. You were the one who ask us to sabo Wh to be class rep.

Wee Kiat - 'Finally, got xiang yang 1.'
You are the only 1 who has the non pai kia non guai kia look lor... Lolol..

Norman - 'NB! Another ang moh pai 1.'
Haha, because you look too ang moh le. I have no choice but to think of you that way. =)

WeiSheng - 'O.........kay......... Interesting features..'
Sounds bastard eh?

K, next up are girls!

Shufen - 'Heng ar... DTRM got hope liao'
Lolol.... You should be proud.

Meiyi - 'What a tiny Ah lian'
Who ask you everytime wear skinny jeans with slippers?

Priscilla - 'Wth, her voice jitau buang'
WAHAHA, I know you had sore throat during the first day, but still very funny..

Tham - 'Shit la! Got malay in our class... Eh wait, she don't have the yalam accent.'
Paiseh, you really made me thought you were a yalam.

Theresa - 'Wah, this NPCC know more vulgar than me'
Who ask your vuglarlary so powderful....

Janice - 'Dey? She spoke with an accent. Win'

Karen - 'Woots! Finally got chinese speaking classmate.'
She was the first classmate to talk to me on MSN and told me she prefers speaking chinese.

To Victoria, Peixian, Yanyun and Sze Yee.
My thought of you guys was ' Wah lan oie, how can 4 friends so zhun zhun can enter the same class'
Haha, because I saw you all chat together during the first day liao.

Yeap, that are the first impression you guys gave me! Some of you all are waiting to kill me right? Lolol, so pai seh. Aiya. Let bygones be bygones~~~ Whoooooosh~
Go flame my tagboard luh!!! Haha..

Tata.

2009-03-02T12:35:00.004+08:00

Gonna have a couple of posts today so its going to take up some space ar...

Right. Yesterday I have eaten the most expensive A la Carte dish of my life at Hard Rock Cafe, where all of their main courses have a basic of $20 and above. Excluding service charge and gst of course.

I chose duo combo of their BBQ ribs and BBQ chicken. It was not bad actually, very good in fact. Better than Cafe Cartel I will say. That meal cost me $35 in total, and I mean just that 1 plate of food cost $35. How wonderful is that?

Walked down the street to Taka where I continued my eating spree of 3 flavour ice-cream, the japanese pork stick and the japanese pan cake. Still got space for somemore though, but I ran out of money le...

My only Hard Rock Cafe photo.
The guitar was supposedly used by Van Halen but its a replica la.

What's the difference btwn the shoes? NONE!
How bloody gay is that. -.-

PS: Jasper, you look nice in MY pink formal. Not as stylo as me of coz.

2009-02-28T01:22:00.002+08:00

Alright. GGT marks the end of Year 1 Exams! Buang luh my ggt, but what the heck la. Now I only want to enjoy myself.
Celebrated at New York New York(Non Halal branch) with Zhong,Hong,Wong, S.A.T and S.A.T. Our topics ranged from watching porn to power rangers, and the topic on power rangers was when Zhongjie started dancing, trying to act as Season 1 bad guys. You know? The bad guys alway danced around the power rangers before attacking. Hahaha... He was unusually horny today, did a lot of licking actions, fuckfaces and dickfaces... -.-"
Walked past a long street of night clubs, quite scary sia... All the people camping outside the clubs and smoking their asses off...
Great day. Subarashi-des.

2009-02-26T14:32:00.002+08:00

Rainbow pics which i forgot to post ytd.

2009-02-26T01:05:00.004+08:00

Wow, now its down to only 1 exam left - [G]ood [G]ame [T]est. The suckiest exam so far, for me that is. However after this paper, its just holidays and more holidays to come. 7 weeks of holidays leh, I don't know how to spend them all lor. Pool maybe, but I must be super rich la, but in order to be super rich, I need to work, but in order to work, I cannot pool. And it goes on and on.

Wah, today I saw rainbow sia. Very big rainbow at Timah. In fact, its so bloody big that my mother saw it back home too. Rainbow very nice, very colourful. But the sian thing is, when theres a rainbow, means there is the sun rain. The sun rain is bad la, will get sick de lor if you kena the rain.

Anyways, so far I am sure to pass all of my exams. FOM was quite a breeze actually. Haha, how complacent of me to say that. Wth man..

Thought of the day: Jasper, what is our favourite phrase?

2009-02-25T00:48:00.000+08:00

今晚我豁出去了。阿拉保佑我。

2009-02-23T23:36:00.001+08:00

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu........ BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

Thanks a lot.

2009-02-20T01:06:00.002+08:00

Guide to Insomnia 101

Listening to Bon Jovi hits at 1am in the night gives you insomnia.
Now I sibei high. Cannot sleep liao... Hahahahahahahahaha.

2009-02-18T21:55:00.003+08:00

Just a short update.
Alright. With 100% confidence level, I am sure to pass PACC. Pass only hor, not score distinction or get any good grades. I is humble. =D
Well, I am supposed to study stats after exams. Very enthu-ly, I brought all my stats notes and the bloody thick lecture book to school. You can imagine how bloody heavy my bag was today.

So what did I do after school?

TADA!!!!

Oh. Btw, the eight ball was mine and you can imagine my sian-ness when I want to pocket that ball.
So....... Good Luck to my Stats ar. Will be praying to the mathematician gods there are up there, and Mr. SKH of coz. Anybody wanna pool after Stats? LOL.

2009-02-17T13:56:00.001+08:00

隔空对话，滋味多美妙。

2009-02-14T23:38:00.001+08:00

z-.-z

2009-02-12T23:59:00.003+08:00

Ok.. How's examinations now? So far so buang....
Today's CRS. I am supposed to write an essay on racism. When its time for me to unleash my racist potential from within, my brain suddenly becomes a saint. How anti climax is that? I spent the first hour writing my argument 1, how wonderful is that?
Headed down to JP after pooling. See Wen Hong? I never lie to you. I really went JP. The phone call was bloody real.
First time dining at House Nice Smell Noodle. Try to figure out the real name. Not bad, but I think Justin's curry chicken noodle was better. As usual, we had our little manly chat over dinner..
This time round at the arcade, I finally had something of at least a tap. Not a kick, but a tap. I pawned a full tune driver. =D

I have not been enjoying life for quite a while. Every here and then bfk here bfk there, but they were not of no reason. I also dont like to bfk, but acting is not my expertise la. Cannot act bfk de, I also cannot control when to on when to off. I have spent a lot of time thinking and thinking and thinking. And more thinking. I am sure of what I want to do la, but now waiting only lor. Till now still bo sign. Then I also sibei blur... Blur until cannot sleep. Today best ar, only sleep for like 4 or 5 hours i think? Supposedly can have 10 hours sleep de. So i wasted 5 hours lying on my bed. Zoom zoom zoom, my mind maciam tornado, so many things happening inside. Got a lot of 'What if's popping out in my mind also... Win Luh, long time never so hiong liao. Talk or no talk? Of coz I choose the first one la dey... I where got so bo liao... Lame right... I myself have little or no clue on why things could turn out like that... Ok la, maybe I know most of it.
Okok... Pardon me for the use of extreme Singaporean English. The above paragraph is Singaporean English executed to its finest.

2009-02-10T23:36:00.002+08:00

Just finished studying for OM, or rather just finished writing down the points into my cock, book. Lol.

So, final exams now. I feel the pressure, but no motivation. Apparently I didn't make use of the motivators in "Managing Employees". -.- Ok, that was dumb.

An update on my last school week. It sucked. I have been pooling like mad nowadays, I am really going crazy liao..

事隔已有五天之久，至今仍没解难之道。
I will have to settle it by March. Give me a sign if you have read this.

2009-02-09T23:52:00.000+08:00

Sian ji pua, sian neng pua, sian sa pua, sian kan pua zuay pua...

2009-02-09T01:09:00.002+08:00

My little P3 cousin told me today that she thinks that Jonas Brothers are very cute...
And she also bought their book.
Win!

2009-02-07T13:08:00.004+08:00

Once again! Left Wing Pictures has unleashed another hard to miss Gombak Series!
This time round, Gombak will be transformed into something hard, something muscular, something big, something SUPER!

The new Gombak Movie : Gombak Returns

The advertisement was brought to you by the ~~Shaw~~ Cheong Brothers.

2009-02-06T23:35:00.004+08:00

Interesting. I think my skills in pool has a inverse relationship with my mood.

Anyway, as usual I pooled at Timah after GEMS. But this time round, we dined at Panjang's Cafe Cartel. I think the pork I ate there is enough for me to convert into a muslim for life.. Lol.. Just joking.. I am a porker for life!
I am a sibei automatic person, to the extent that I will most of the time anti social myself... Good or bad? The choice is yours.
Btw, wa eh sim xia bo lang zai.

2009-02-04T22:28:00.004+08:00

In collaboration with EugeneKrabbs Production, the ~~Shaw~~ Cheong Brothers had earned the rights in showcasing EugeneKrabbs Production latest movie - Tofu Dunk. Starring: Gombak Or as 豆腐仔.

The Movie: Tofu Dunk

Some of the behind the scenes photos during the filming

2009-02-02T23:42:00.002+08:00

IDEAS presentation today marked the end of all projects for the whole of Year 1.
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:
After several attempts over past few years, months and days, there has been a standing ovation on Joshua's scalp! Big Cheers for Joshua's hair! Woo Hoo!!! Gatsby Rubber FTW man!
Unfortunately for me, Gombak's hair stood out the most....Even I was very shocked.. Really very nice. I'm also quite proud of myself, coz im his hairstylist.. =P
Zhong's hair stood too! Finally ar.... can see you stand.. Lol...
Pooled and dinner at Timah... Mambo's house cue got curse.. Nb.. Who use that cue who lose...

Side Thought: Damn it la... Why must i be addicted to playing guitar at this time of the year? Exams are only 2 weeks away... Win liao lor... Haha...
Btw, I'm still holding my guitar now.. Win..

2009-02-01T00:29:00.002+08:00

Where's my restart button?
I don't want to continue liao, no fun...
Need it now... It's an emergency...
Life sucks because you suck. I always liked this sentence a lot.. Can use it on anybody, anytime, anywhere..
Damn! Does 2009 suck or what?
*If so sucky then go kill yourself la!* That's what most people will probably think when they read this.
A sibei random thought...
Btw, my mother is a crazy woman. Give those 3 assholes $8 angbao dunno for wad.... Nb.. I also want $8 laa~

2009-01-31T00:11:00.003+08:00

It was down to Gombak's house after school today.
Actually I wanted to go for gems first, but gems was canceled. Zz.. I pon when got gems, I wan go then no gems. Stupid sia..
Anyways, I bought my new earpiece at Sembawang Shopping Centre. A new ulu place at some end of Sembawang..
Banluck-ed for a few hours at Gombak's house and I won an overall of $26.. Hehe... Not bad ah..
Met up with the 3 and dined at a miserable KFC. Ass....... But as usual, we spent most of the time talking cock, crap, and lobster...
Just to let you all know, Joshua's emo days are over! I can live life again! Mission aborted. LOLOL... I must be really crazy.. I happy U happy Everybody Happy.

2009-01-28T23:30:00.001+08:00

Today Joshua lost control, but he still managed to keep his rationale together. Hehe...

2009-01-26T23:58:00.005+08:00

It is 大年初一！
I am relieved to say that I managed to buy my CNY shirt just in time for Chu Yi.
I'm not going to brag on how I spent my Chu Yi la, because it is more or less the same as everyone else, or every chinese. Go Chinese POWER!
Lol, that was random..

Anyways, I had the sudden urge to post some photos which were taken by Annette.
I had always forgotten to credit Annette for her photos. Most of them were very well taken.
Good job Annette! Kudos to "Ack! Kyuuuuuuu!"( I mean you)
Now thy shall see what thy photographer has in stored for you guys.

Hunter getting ready to pounce

Hunter pounce wrongly, pounce onto the pole.

Wah Annette. This is the best shot you ever took la. This black shirt guy is too... wah... shuai liao..

This 1 also take until very nice

This 1 also....

This weisheng pic not bad. I like.

Eugene, I feel sad for you. You were photographed doing the wrong action at the wrong time. LOL

I really don't know whose bloody foot is that.. Haha..

More pictures will come up soon.. That's all for now.

2009-01-24T23:59:00.000+08:00

Practically spent the whole day by myself today. Had dinner by myself too.
Finally, a good hokkien mee store has landed in CCK. I don't have to bloody travel to Vivo or Esplanade for top grade hokkien mee anymore! Haha..
Tragic incident struck my cousin's family this evening. My cousin's grandfather passed away and my cousin was the first to notice his grandfather not breathing in the ward. My cousin is only Sec 2, yet he had to experience such painful memories. Damn sad...

Thought of the day
There were a lot of times when I really had the urge to ask this friend of mine to treat another friend of mine with respect and dignity.
However, I couldn't bring myself to doing so. This is because I need this friend of mine to hold down this friend of mine, so my another friend of mine will not have anything for this friend of mine, allowing me to still have this friend of mine.
Evil ain't I?

2009-01-24T00:00:00.003+08:00

Pool-ed after school. Bill came out at a record breaking $21.
Reunion dinner with the 3 of them at Zhou's kitchen today.
Today's expenditure is $56.
Ytd's expenditure was $70.
I am a rich man son.
This year, the luck for Chinese goat zodiac is bad. Real bad. Be it love, life, wealth, health. All bad..
Currently, I am experiencing most of them. Sianz.
This year seems sucky... -.-
And I freaking sprained my thumb twice... Pains..

No more London Choco Roll video. Dam irritating.

2009-01-22T22:29:00.002+08:00

Warning: Emo post

Today started off brilliantly but ended with a miserable full stop.
Today my group presented CRS. I had fun.
Today I bought my CNY shirt for $49.90.
Today I bought my laptop sticker for $16.
Today we shopped around Chinatown.
Today I still couldn't understand why.
Today I scolded 3 'Fking Cb's in a minute.
Today I lost it. Twice in fact.
Today I am not acting moody.
Today I faked a lot of smiles.
Today I am negative.
Today I am emo.
Today I am BFK.

I hate Today.

To Justin,
My operation is failing terribly. Sian. Somehow I am similar your yana girl, just that I don't put it so clearly on my blog. Lol.

-The end-

2009-01-21T22:54:00.002+08:00

Taboo-ed during OM today. Apparently the teacher didn't understand our class well enough to know that our class loves to kp when given the chance.
Btw, our group was champion for Taboo. Woots! And that Lor Pei Xian didn't bloody save the video! Dang it la, I spent so much effort into it.

Basketball-ed after school. Once again, I am chao ta. Dang it! My class is really getting crazy over Left 4 Dead. Smokers, boomers, hunters, witchs, tanks, hordes started appearing out of nowhere and started attacking every survivor there is on our court. LOL!

Pooled for an hour after bball then I jitau go home liao.. Sibei tired ar....

Thought of the day: Thy wall is high, but mine is higher.

2009-01-20T23:35:00.003+08:00

Today was eventful I supposed.
Settled FOM ca2 in the morning. Zzz, I screwed up again, despite the sweets I stuffed into my mouth.
Some teacher with a deprived childhood decided to confiscate Eugene's basketball because he never played bball before.
Then in order to retrieve the ball, Olivia Koh had Eugene and Zhongjie write out an essay on SP CORE values and how to improve the school. WTH IS THAT??!! LOL...
Well, Eugene didn't manage to get back his ball by the end of the day due to some fk up situations. Thus bball was postponed to tml... Sianz..
WenHong, ZhongJie and I pon-ed stats and pool-ed at moberly while waiting for the rest to end their class. The girls joined us and we pool-ed somemore. Interesting pool games... Now become hunter POUNCE on you ar!!! No more witch liaos.. Lolol..
After lunch at FC 5, the 3 of us headed to guild house to relax..... Ah.. Shiok Shiok.. So shiok that we spent 3 hours there... Win...
Dinner was settled at IMM then abit of walk-a-round at Giants and then home...
Out the whole day la, sibei tired... But had fun...

Inspiration of the day
手中第一名
爱惜如生命
手中第一名
并非只自己

2009-01-18T23:52:00.003+08:00

Yesterday I went for my very first pool competition. We were in the top 8. =D
Mrt-ed to yishun with WenHong and had dinner with the rest.

Today I had a very dream in the afternoon. I dreamt that I won Dai Di using 3 aces and 4 Di in my hand. LOL. I also challenged Chen Han Wei to 1 on 1 Dai Di.
I must be crazy la dey..

So tempted to buy so many things recently.
Must be i siao liao.

Does thy actions mean anything? Hmm...

2009-01-16T23:16:00.002+08:00

School ended swiftly for me today, because I didn't attend GGT lecture. After school, Chow and I headed to Timah to have our haircut at Monsoon.. The real zai saloon... Lol
I was quite satisfied with the results. After the hairsylist styled my hair with clay, my reaction after looking at the mirror was " Dey! It stood!"
Paid up $23.90 and went pooling at Mambo. My pool skills had a sudden drop in standard after the haircut, I don't know why either. Break was pathetic, I missed the cue ball. -.- 2nd break was even more pathetic, the black ball went in after the break. -.- x2
We meet up with the rest of the 2 No-Point-ers for dinner at the Spaceship foodcourt beside Shell Station. Dinner with them was not long because I needed to rush down for reunion dinner.
Crap sia this year, my family went crazy for no bloody reason and decided to have reunion dinner 2 weeks before CNY. Stupid sia...
Reaching home 8 hours later since the haircut, I look into my mirror once again. My reaction was "DEY! ITS STILL STANDING! WOOTS!" Haha, now I'm kan pua happy.

Inspiration of the day
日前以幼观
今日以熟欢
情因闷不解
但非一日生

LOL. Got some standard right? I also find it abit chim.. Haha..

2009-01-12T22:39:00.002+08:00

Today's phrase : Revenge Taken.
Enjoy the amazing picture of Xiu Lok riding a horse. =D

2009-01-10T15:11:00.002+08:00

Greed:	Medium
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Medium
Sloth:	Medium
Envy:	Medium
Lust:	Very Low
Pride:	Very High

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

Found this quiz while blog surfing. Actually, I'm not surprised to see my pride level kan pua high and my lust level kan pua low. See? I'm not as lustful as you all think I am, really. Lol.
Some people told me that I couldn't let down my pride, so I more or less have accepted it.
Haha, the 7 sins. Do if you are bored guys.

2009-01-07T23:27:00.002+08:00

Once again and again, attempt to spike my hair resulted in an epic failure.
Now i see the problem lies with my never-standing hair, it will never stand no matter how much wax, cream, gel, rubber i spam.
Tham's hair cream didn't work for my hair. Not the cream's fault, its my hair's. T.T
Only my hair cannot stand hor, other parts of my body STILL CAN STAND!
Class photo taking ended swiftly, with me wearing my hood in the informal shot.

If I'm not wrong, there is a saying which goes "Always aim for the impossible".
That's why I have such a terrible life, because I always aim for the impossible. Since its impossible, its impossible to get.

What are the things which are impossible for me?

Making my hair stand
Growing taller
Take photo with Baobei

That's all I could think of now. Quite sadded actually.

Thought of the day:我的好意你不领，我也无何奈何。可惜啊，可惜。。

2009-01-06T22:46:00.002+08:00

Today my mother p.m.s.
Anyhow shout at my brother and I.
But wth, already used to it.
But still, I almost shouted back "你今天发什么神经？"
Lol.
She still take photo of some bad things my neighbour did to her, wanted to put on the neighbour's door.
Win.
When police come I think I will say I'm not her son. =D
Sem 2 modules sound interesting. Kinda like the FnB management module.
Will be having overseas trip next sem. Yay!
Buaix Buaix.
aye ish notz actinnz kuteeeeexxx

2009-01-05T23:04:00.002+08:00

Once again, attempt to style my hair ended in an epic failure. Piak! That was the sound effect of trying to spike up my hair.
School was as usual, had GGT presentation. All I could say was ' Janice is imba.'
After dinner, I was ordered by my mother to buy bread at 7-11. I QUEUED UP AND PAID FOR THE BREAD AND CHOCOLATE BAR! When I exited 7-11, one of the BLACK SHIET employee called me and FKING ASKED IF I TOOK ANY DISCS OR CHOCOLATES. I sibei du lan coz I freaking queued like 10 mins for a bread and choco bar now still say I steal.. Then I had to empty out all the contents of my pockets which is a wallet and 25 cents then he happy. Fking nb cb...
What a fantastic fk up event for a fk up day.

-另有其人-

2009-01-02T23:29:00.002+08:00

Celebrated the Countdown at Zhongjie's house. Haha, didn't expected to see her at Downtown. Pleasantly surprised.. Lolol..
After the countdown at Downtown, we headed back and play Daidi. With single shot Vodka as punishments, I was forced to gulp down 5 shots of them. Then I peng san liao... Haha.. Not drunk, just couldnt take the Vodka taste..
We spent the rest of the time sleeping till 11.20. Washed up and headed out. While Zhongjie and WenHong headed for Wee Kiat's house to do project, I slept my way from Pasir Ris to JurongEast on the MRT.

My thoughts for Year 2008
Hmm, it was an rather fun filled year. Poly life was definitely something new and interesting. I got to try out new things, gather some new experiences. Some not pleasant, some were. A major achievement was that I LEARNT HOW TO PLAY DAIDI. After years me failing to grasp the skill, I finally knew how to play. Haha..
Cruise was one of the pleasant experiences, stripped in front of the whole DTRM cohort... That's something which I will never expect me to do. I also don't know why I did it.. Lmao...
Shopping, yeap shopping. I shopped a lot this year, as in A LOT!
Hmm, class conflicts was definitely one of the not-s0-pleasant ones. Aiya, whats a class without conflicts. Through conflicts we learn.
Yeap.. That's about it... Gonna earn my income when CNY comes. Through cards of coz..
Hooked onto London Choco Roll~~~

2008-12-30T22:40:00.002+08:00

Today our FOM tutor, Rajan, treated the whole class Carl's Jr. Reason was ........ I have no idea! The class was in awe as he brought back 2 big bags of burgers... DISAPPOINTINGLY, the burgers all contained beef... NB CB WTF KNN... If they were all chicken, I would have swept up the leftovers easily... In the end, I could only eat a slice of cabbage out of Wen Hong's burger.. Lol..
Played basketball after school and I survived 2 ABCs, 1 of them with a 5 push ups/step punishment. Furthermore, Norman still owes me a drink! =D
Went to Lot 1 to have dinner with Jas and Chow after Bball. Ate in Karri's Family, more like Kan Ni Family.. The curry was horrible, sibei hated the Indian smell..
After dinner was dessert, Jas footed the bill lor.. Lolol... Thanksgiving meal I guess. Lmao..
Yeap, that was my day.... and tml is the last day of the year. Can get to see Cao Ge.. Lolol..
PS: How many more days I can slack? As many as there are days in a year.

2008-12-29T23:29:00.003+08:00

LOLOL!!! I kept this picture for a very long time le... Just that I keep forgetting to post it.. Hahaha..

This is one of the times when you are so super bored at home, and SO DAM BLOODY SUPER DUPER PEK CHEK when you died finding the last mine...

2008-12-29T22:59:00.002+08:00

Had the first schooling day of Term 4.
Not much difference, attended the same old lectures. Just a bit sianz-ed to see so many people had a change of hairstyles during the holidays. Despite I having a haircut too, I did not see a huge difference in my hairstyle. Loreal wax didn't help much either and I still couldnot wash the damn wax off my hair after 2 washes and a spam-mation of conditioner. Now my hair still feels hard and unnatural. Nb..
Year 2008 is coming to an end yet I do not possess the 'year-end' mood. Somehow poly life screw up my body clock. It feels that it is still normal schooling days. Wtf am I talking? IT IS still normal schooling days... -.- Nvm that, just hope I can do a countdown with friends this year, like I did last year, which was quite fun.
PS: Does anyone have any ideas what hair-holding substance can I use to make my hair stand?

2008-12-28T23:13:00.002+08:00

Wow, it has been some time since I last posted. Christmas celebration was rather fun this year, I did more things compared to previous years...
The 4 of us went out on the 22th Sun and watched Yesman. Quite funny.. Spent the rest of the time at Starbucks playing games and 3,7 ups.
Headed down to Eugene's condo on the 23th Mon for Class Christmas Gathering. Wonderful dinner prepared by Eugene's mother and KFC. Exchanged gifts after dinner. Thanks to Pris, Caomei and Dawn for your gifts. =D Played blind mice after gift exchanged. Went home sweaty and tired.. Fun day..
Headed down to Lot 1 for dinner on the 24th Tues. I bought the recently new game, Left 4 Dead. Lolol, I must be crazy to buy a zombie killing game.. Very fun to play, too bad my laptop could not support the best graphics... Other than that, it is a rather fun sadistic game for me to play.
Went out with my family to Jurong Point on Christmas Day. We sort of had christmas dinner at Zhou's Kitchen, a chinese buffet. Not bad, I would say. Got chilli crab, oysters and Beijing Duck.. The rest of the food could be found in those normal zi car restaurants.
Yeap, that's about all for Christmas events... Tata~~

2008-12-17T16:46:00.004+08:00

16 December - Tuesday

Chow and I headed for JP for our Monsoon Haircut. Meeting Justin after our lunch, we headed to Monsoon-Storm.
During my haircut, I received the worst news a man could ever hear.
Hairstylist: Boy, your this area of hair looks abit thin ar. Got signs of balding.
Me: REALLY!!?? MEH!!??

At this moment, my world stop turning. All the flowers died, the sun disappeared, Baobei grew old and ugly.

Hairstylist: But only little bit la, still got chance to recover.

SUDDENLY, my world starting turning again. All the flowers bloomed, the sun rose again. Baobei is young and beautiful!
At the end of the hair session, I must admit that not much hair was cut. The hairstylist say the nature of my hair is very rare for guys to possess, which is fine and thin. That's why she say my hair needs to be thicker. o.O

The 3 of us met Jasper for dinner which was at Fish and Co. The total price for dinner came out to be $86. Time for dessert, which was at Haggen Dazs. The price came out to be $73.90. BOOM! My wallet was bombed. In a nutshell, we ate $150 worth of food. Win...

15 December - Monday

Sentosa Outing! The morning weather turned out to be a major joke. The sky was grey and drizzling. What a wonderful way to start out the day at the beach.
Suprisingly, it stopped raining when the most of us gathered at Vivo City. After having breakfast at Toastbox and granting Keyman his first Christian name - Gombak, we set off for Sentosa via the monorail.
Siloso Beach turned out to be the second joke of the day. Most of the beach was fenced up and tons of rubbish were visible. This shows the efficiency of foreign workers cleaning up despite Zouk Out has been over for 2 days.
Experiencing DeJaVu from our first sentosa outing, we had the long and torturing walk from Siloso to Palawan once again.
We played a few ball games and during Captain Ball, Tham fell off the chair and sprained her ankle, resulting her to transform into Tao Jie from Little Nyonya.
Plan to pawn Gombak was executed with perfect precision and burying him was definitely the highlight.
We did not spend much time in the water because of the bad weather and dark clouds looming above us.
Ended the day at Sentosa at 7 plus and we dined at Vivo's Kopitiam. MRT-ed home after that. Face was really buanged the next day. I seriously sprained my neck during Sentosa. Couldn't turn right sia... NB.

13 December Saturday

Dinner at Jasper's house by Jasper's mother. I bought their family a bottle of the finest white wine called Sparkling Apple Juice, which costs $3.95. =D
Played with his brother, Juval/Juvel/Jewel, while waiting for Mrs Kuai to prepare dinner.
A wide spread of dishes for us to eat. Ate to my limit, seriously bloated..
Attended Mrs Kuai's lecture from 8.30pm to 11pm. Ended the day with coffee and chocolates from Mrs Kuai.
Thanks ar Jasper, the coffee and chocolate made me stay awake until 3am.

2008-12-17T16:23:00.001+08:00

Blog revived

Changelog

Blogskin changed.
Added a few more links.
Added a “Wants” section
New interactive function

2008-12-16T12:40:00.002+08:00

DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE

Joshua's blog has encountered a photobucket bandwidth problem which he believes those who had visited his blog had seen. Therefore, this blog will be shut down for maintenance services. Blog will be resumed as soon as possible, if you bother to come back and check that is. I am not sorry for any inconvenience caused. Thank you.

2008-12-12T23:18:00.002+08:00

Woots! Today's 心花朵朵开 was the best!
Sammi aka Big-Mouth Witch got pawned by the Karang Guni father and son.. It was super hilarious, especially the part where the ex-梦飞船 singer ordered Sammi to walk backwards and the father shouted suddenly, Sammi tio chua and rammed her head against the door. My whole family jitau laugh like crazy.. Hahaha...
Next event - The computer repairman came to check out my desktop. He was there fiddling with it for like 2 hours. In the end, still have to take the 'izzit moniter?' back for further examination.
Last event - My gundam is finally completed. Bought its display stand yesterday. Ah... Looks absolutely wonderful... Wahaha...

Sentosa and Makeover coming soon~~ Hehe..

2008-12-10T22:11:00.006+08:00

Shin Musha Gundam is COMPLETE!

After 5 days of intensive cutting, scraping, sanding, glue-ing and pressing, Shin Musha Gundam was born!

Here is my Master Piece..

Alla! Spare me!

This 100th post is dedicated to the birth of my gundam! Happy 100th Post!

2008-12-07T22:55:00.002+08:00

Point form post

Got a job offer from Theresa on Sat
Job was to help out at Standard Chartered Marathon for $20
Job was supposed to start on Sun 5am.
Thus, Theresa and I camped at Zhonjie's house on the Sat night.
I didn't sleep for the whole of Sat.
WenHong's father drove us to Padang at 4am
We literally slacked,sleep and played cards from 5am to 8am.
At 8am, we received our duties which was collecting the runners' time chips.
We collected more than just chips. =D
Guarding the Kid's holding area was a nightmare.
Luckily, I was saved by a unhappy mother.
Her daughter(6 years old) was very very cute.
Ran the Kid's dash with her.
Gave her my Kid's dash medal.
We offically ended our shift at 12 noon.
Collected our $20, ate lunch and returned home.
Trip home was super duper fast, that's because I slept in the train throughout.
WenHong, Zhongjie and I performed the largest Singapore Heist. Worth about $100m.

2008-12-04T23:11:00.002+08:00

MST offically ends on today, 11.30am.
PACC again, was my most confident paper. However, the amount of confidence doesn't always show in the same number of marks in the results. So just hope this paper work out lor...
After everyone finished their papers, the most of us gathered at FC 5 and played poker. Haha, poker was really fun. Using clorets and pezs as chips, we had a good time gambling once again.
Shortly, we celebrated Caomei's belated birthday with a Blackforest cake(I think). The Easterners smashed her face with a piece of leftover cake. I would like to state here that we, the Westerners, Northerners have nothing to do with the case of cake-smashing on Caomei's face.
The next event was basketball. We managed to play a full court game but it ended swiftly because the weather turned bad. Headed back to FC 5 where we had lunch and continued rounds of poker with clorets again.
Few hours woosh-ed past just like that and we continued our basketball session when the rain stopped.
The day ended for me with dinner/desert at IMM and I'm really super tired now.
Aku nak sleep. SIAL!

2008-11-30T23:26:00.002+08:00

MST shall commence in approximately 13 hours time.
Yet, I am not in study mood at all. However, I did managed to read through OM. See how I will fight the battle tml with the knowledge I possess.
I think the most dreaded paper for the most of us will be:
[G]ood
[G]ame
[T]est

Phrase of the day: Buang-er by the minute

Tata~ Just a random post today

2008-11-29T00:00:00.002+08:00

毛泽东的子民万岁万岁万万岁！！

2008-11-28T23:21:00.007+08:00

Movie day with Zhongjie,Tham,Theresa and Pris.
Headed down to Cineleisure and bought tickets for Quarantine. A English version of REC(Spanish).
The movie was fabulous. Scared the crap of out me several times. It was a zombie movie 10x more powderful than Resident Evil Trilogy. To the extent that I even shouted during a scene when the camera was rotating in silence and a zombie popped out. Haha...
After the movie, we toured abit around Taka while filling our stomachs with some small snacks. The Christmas sales at Taka was still around and I pampered myself by purchasing a Christmas present in advance.

SPLURGE OF THE DAY

SHIN MUSHA GUNDAM MASTER GRADE

2008-11-26T22:39:00.002+08:00

Today was the final basketball session before MST. In fact, there were only 2 sessions since the start of the new sem. Never mind that, we will have more chances after the holidays.
Today's session really raped me in and out. I was so bloody tired and spent after playing for like 4 hours ++.
My skin is also burnt from the afternoon sun and a runny nose and sore throat is coming up. I can feel it lor... Nb..
When i reached home, I slept for about an hour. Then came the funny part, I woke up and the first thought I had was - SHIT! I'm late for school!! I chiong open my door and saw my father in the living room eating dinner. I was like wtf??!! Lmao... Jitau funny..
Tata~ Done-ed abit PACC and off to sleep now..

2008-11-23T23:07:00.005+08:00

My IDEAS group met up today at Esplanade library to complete our IDEAS CA2.
The process to me was a blur and somehow we managed to finish up in about 2 hours.
I didn't join the group for dinner because I'm having my family dinner.
I realised I was so tired that I actually slept STANDING on the train. My leg was giving way constantly and my body was repeatedly falling to one side. Abit pai seh, got a few people looked at me... Lol..
Reached my grandmother's house for dinner and cs-ed with my cousins... Now my cousins are all saying that I'm a girl because of my long hair. I told them you haven seen what is long hair yet.. Lmao...

Just a few days ago, the class celebrated weisheng's bday. I am here to do a mathematical eqation of his bday.

THIS

PAWNED

2008-11-20T23:08:00.002+08:00

Completed IDEAS's outing and CRS today.
I was quite satisfied with my CRS. Despite the high frequency of stammering, I managed to say out all my points. So...... to the heck with it! I happy le.
Last stop of IDEAS was Xing Wang Cafe at Yishun.
The few of us tried out different dishes and Zhongjie and I get to bully the mic staff there. Woot!
I love bullying foreign staff... =D
I got really really full after eating my Special Strawberry Snow Ice dessert. (plus all the french toast before dessert). So full to the extent that I almost ah-du-gen from my mouth. It's been a while since I reached my limit. It is relatively cheap too! $18 for a drink, main course and a gigantic ice dessert. OMA!

2 projects coming up next. Dang! I have only 1% of FOM notes. WIN!
Lost my DISC report. Chase mountain goats! Swaying branches!

2008-11-19T23:18:00.006+08:00

Pon-ed the day.
Only went for AIDS talk, coz i scared tio aids.
Watched the 5 of them swam in guild house. What a high-class place ~~to be ruined by the girls.~~

Bastard.com status is ON once again.

Guess who is this?

Hint: From 02.

2008-11-18T23:15:00.004+08:00

Celebrated ws's bday with a smash.
KaBish-ed a $20 cake in 3 seconds on his face. Enjoyed it very much.(the smashing part)
Bought new basketball jersey and shorts. Not bad, considering price for brand.
Z-hong-gan the 超级塞亚人4 is enlightened says:
nvm lo
Z-hong-gan the 超级塞亚人4 is enlightened says:
you one person see us swim
Z-hong-gan the 超级塞亚人4 is enlightened says:
you one person walk to the AIDS room.
Z-hong-gan the 超级塞亚人4 is enlightened says:
you one person tio AIDS.
Z-hong-gan the 超级塞亚人4 is enlightened says:
you one person die in hospital
Z-hong-gan the 超级塞亚人4 is enlightened says:
you one person get cremated.
Z-hong-gan the 超级塞亚人4 is enlightened says:
you one person die without having torn your abstinence card.
Z-hong-gan the 超级塞亚人4 is enlightened says:
you one person die a virgin.
Thanks ar Zhongjie. First time people praise me praise until like that. =D

Joshua's GL level has increased once again. A few more levels to Ultimatum.

2008-11-17T23:58:00.000+08:00

Today felt sibei sibei screwed.. Don't know why either..
Thus, I headed down to my 2nd home.
Bought 2 new cards on impluse. $10 woosh-ed.
Bad mood and implusitivity weighs down on your financial ability.
Luckily there were noobs for me to pawn.
And my mother's soup.
Phew~

自信女人最美丽

2008-11-16T22:15:00.003+08:00

Today, the few of us did part 1 of our project at Suki Sushi.
Our project was to - eat, eat and eat.
The 6 of us cleared 56 plates if I didn't remember wrongly.
Suki sushi definitely upgraded, more choices are included in the new menu.

Didnt make it for 1st grading.
Abit sian but I expected the results.
My sparring partner made it though.. Sianz x2.

2008-11-14T22:52:00.002+08:00

Had GEMS presentation today. I think my group will score the highest lah, because we totally pawn-ed everyone there with our topic - Foreign workers. Yay or Nay? Obviously, we went for Nay. GET RID OF ALL OF THEM!!!
Our topic got everybody talking, which was definitely needed for us to score. Words such as 'Bangla' and 'Get rid' were used frequently, I was basically giggling throughtout the whole presentation.
The 4 of us dined at Pastamania and suprisingly, we got to play lan and pool despite the existence of one sibei kiam siap guy.
OH MY A! One very important thing which I almost forgot to say. I SAW HER! After such a long time, I managed to see her again! WOO! Her face didn't change much, maybe she gained a little bit more weight but who cares? =D Hope she comes into SP!