Dream in a land of fantasy
Hi guys! Today I practically did not attend any lessons at all! Early morning, we had our CD presentation. Thanks to the chewing gum in my mouth, I was able to finish my presentation with little stammering.. I think the whole class was able to notice me and ZhongJie chewing away during our presentations.. Nevertheless, I think that we did rather alright and I'm sure we are able to pass CD..
Well, after CD, we camped in FC 6 till 12pm when it was time for our DTRM's future star, Ah Tham for her audition at the SB foyer. The group of us went down to support her in sacrifice of PACC lecture... Aiya, pon jiu pon lor.... Ah Tham own-ed the stage despite of a few notice-able mistakes... Eh, you confirm will win de lor, got the 川霈枇杷膏 that we bought for you. How can you not win??!
After her audition ended, I didn' t really have the mood to attend the 4pm PTH lecture. Thus, along with ZhongJie,Ah Tham,Theresa and Strawberry Goddess, we pon-ed the lecture and went home.

Out of super boredom, I decided to try and post a video of a trick which I had just learnt not long ago... I am still super noob at it but I wanted to video myself so that I can be better at it..
Ah Tham! Remember! I am always your shi-fu!
Ok, no more talking. Please enjoy the video!



11:01 PM
Tuesday, July 29, 2008

ELLO! What a unexpectedful day I had today. My house desktop got hacked, as in, really tio hacked... All my pictures, songs, videos are all gone.... Games which I had installed all got deleted too... Wah lao eh, jitau can cry now.... I planned on getting my desktop to go for data recovery but Father say it is all a waste of money. Come to think of it, I do agree la, because the desktop is not used for business purposes, no important documents inside. Haiz, first time in my life my com tio hacked sia... Scared liao, must on firewall and anti-virus next time...
Kk, off to watch tv le... Tml got another mental-depression-inducin session.


11:02 PM
Saturday, July 26, 2008

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10:31 PM
Thursday, July 24, 2008

由于我的朋友,屁洗啦,曾用了华文来写她的部落格,我也心血来潮,用了华文来写。
今天,当最后一课结束之后,我使用了我自创的万能躯魔法,把几个月来附在我们身上的妖魔躯掉了。顿时,我们得到了前所未有自由感。我们已经不受妖魔鬼怪的折磨了! 我可以做正式的躯魔师了。。。 Professional Exorcist....
接下来所发生的事,不能外传,你所读到的东西,只能呆在我的部落格里。但是想了又想,我还是不要说好了,以免惹到一些不该惹的东西。。
看来,我还是去画写一些符咒放在我的门。阿米驼佛。。。。我挡!! 我挡!挡!挡!


THE IMBA SHIT


11:31 PM
Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Saturday
Joshua Cheong was involved in an attempted murder this afternoon. During the Saturday afternoon, Joshua was victimized by having his face sprayed by a highly acidic solution, resulting in a deformation of his facial tissues. Currently, he is suffering from severe mental depression and will not be going out for a period of time except school. Please do not call or make contact with him during the healing process as his mental depression symptoms could take a turn for the worse anytime.
This message was represented by Joshua’s best friend, Kumar Chandran.
PS: Theresa, it is now your turn to laugh at your scandal a ghost.

Today
I did a mass cleanup of my drawers, sorted out all my loose documents and worksheet into their respective files. Emo-ed inside my room for 3-5 hours, watching the tv and surfing the net, and nursing my wounds too. Currently, I am still suffering from depression. Doctor say it will take some time to recover… SIBEI SADD-ED


10:03 PM
Sunday, July 20, 2008

Today is a day when I could think of many events which I could shout Oh My A!!!(1)
Firstly, I had my EC exam. Instruction states that please write a speech containing 300 to 400 words. Oh My A!!!(2) I was possessed by dunno what imba writing god and I wrote a 869 words speech. Jitau sian lor.... Sure deduct marks de... But I do believe in a self-thought theory... There is always a higher mountain, and a lower valley.
Secondly, during the end of the PTH lecture, Ms Chen told us that we have the chance to help out in the coming F1 racing and go to SHATEC! Oh My A!!!(3) I want to go SHATEC sia!! There is like the imba world of cookery la!! I also want to go help out in the F1 but I don't think I will get the chance as there are interviews and choosing of the suitable people..
Thirdly, WenHong, Zhongjie,Theresa and I headed for the student unions to get our jackets. Sadly, we didnt get the jackets we wanted. The SP jacket with the Singapore Polytechnic printed behind. According to the people of the Student Union, the SP jacket can only be obtained by representing SP in competition of your respective CCAs. Oh My A!!!(4) That means I will have the chance to get the jacket, if I can take part in Muay Thai competitions that is... WenHong can get his jacket if he takes part in skating competitions and Zhongjie can get his by competing in DOTA competitions(provided he has a CCA. LOL). We went to Moberly to buy a competition-needed-free SP jacket. Oh My A!!!(5)We spotted the white sp shirt that I always wanted..But sadly, not enough stock.. So gotta wait..
Fourth-ly, the 4 of us travelled down to Suntec City for dinner. Oh My A!!!(6) The restaurant that we dined in was quite worth it.... Free flow of ice-cream and beverages and a wide variety of food to choose from. Eat until full full...
Well, that is a lot of Oh My A!!!(7) I have said today... Like what I say at the start. It is a Oh My A!!!(8) today..
WoW! I had said 8 Oh My A!!!(9) today!!


12:23 AM
Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Hi guys.... Out of super uber bo liao-ness, I decided to post some of my fanning pictures using my super duper WHITE GHOST BICYCLE DECK that weekiat and I bought together quite some time ago.. He bought black while I bought the white and orange decks...

The fanning pictures of mine may not be perfect, but I do say they look quite decent la.. However, they are like a piece of shit compared to the ang-moh's fanning skills... Please feel free to leave your comments about my fanning in my tag box. I do accept sentences such as : Wow, that's the best fan ever!, You rock! Joshua!, IMBA!! FANNING!!

So, here you go! Have a good look!




This was done using half a deck... Might not look nice but it was easier to fan out compared to a whole deck..





This was fanned using the whole ghost deck... Doesnt really look evenly fanned out, but I tried my best la.Maybe its because i have small hands... Nah, just an excuse... Will strive to do the perfect thumb fans!!!


12:02 AM
Sunday, July 13, 2008

Oh my A!!! Im totally drained by Muay Thai today.... Haha...
I think what cy said was true... "You weak la... who ask you pon training.." Bo bian lor... Must put more effort into training to keep up with the rest...
I almost puked during training today la. Push-ups, Sit-ups, Squats, Squat- jumps.. Body felt jello during that moment of intense physical training...
Nvm that.. Today I didnt feel good at all.. Both physically and mentally..

我的语气是重了一些,但是,我希望你真的能重新振做起来。
在这里,我对你说声对不起。


11:59 PM
Thursday, July 10, 2008

You know what is a weakling? Im sure you do.. Coz you are one of this to me.. Continue to be a weakling... Soon, you will crumble and fall... And suffer more pain then you thought you are suffering now.. 做你想要做的一个弱者。。 你也不会再得到我的尊敬。。


11:28 PM
Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Konichiwa Min na san!
I haven blogged for a few days due to the lack of time and energy. So tonight, I will try my best to blog a long decent one...

Sunday
I went down to Woodlands Library and met up with Zhongjie, WenHong, Pris and Ah Tham for our ITB project which was postponed for quite a while due to a deck of Aladdin Playing Cards which somehow magically appeared on our table whenever we decide to do our project.
However, today it did not managed to pop out and we settled 90% of our project in less than 2 hour. We laughed and crapped the rest of the time we had on the photos we got from our Escape trip and ah tham's kid-like photos... =)
Dinner-ed at KFC where Zhongjie spilled his whipped potato on his pants and the sauce flowed all over his pants like he had just finished pcc-ing.. LOL!! It was just horrible to see him take the napkins and wipe his **** like there is no tommorrow..
We parted ways soon after and I rushed back home to watch the premier of Ocean's Thirteen on HBO.

Saturday
YEA! BABY!! It was the day of our group outing to Escape!! A trip which was postponed a week later due to our ignorant beliefs that Escpae DO open on weekdays. RMB! ESCAPE DOES NOT OPERATE ON WEEKDAYS!!
Me, Zhongjie,Wen Hong, Pris, Scandal, LouDai, LouDai's scandal, My ex-scandal and WeiSheng gathered at Mac in White Sands at about 9.30am for a hearty breakfast. I got my hotcakes with sausage meal FOC, courtesy of Scandal. With a full belly, we headed for Escape and purchased only 3 tickets when there was 9 people together. We were able to do this, courtesy of Zhongjie, who graciously sponsered his 6 free escape tickets for us.
Upon entering the gates of escape, we ran to the Daytona Go-Karts. Suprisingly, there were nobody there!! MUAHAHA!! Go-kart was uber shiok la!!! Smoked other people's asses like they were nothing...
Next we went for Rainbow, The lie-on-ur-belly-and-fly-around-thingy, Flipper and many many more! In fact, I think we tried almost every ride that were operating that day.
But one ride Im going to talk about is INVERTER!!! OMA!! That ride was the ride which turned 360 degrees and sent your blood rushing to your head in seconds.. During the time I was on the ride, I could remember strings and strings of NABEH CHEEBYEs flowing out of my mouth. It was the first time I been onto the inverter.. Wah! It was really dam bloody exciting la!!
Later, we went for another round of go-kart.. This round, ACCIDENT!!
When Zhongjie and I were REALLY drifting at a sharp turn, due to my skilled Initial-D, I drifted at a faster speed and I lang-gared his car and sent Zhongjie turning 180 degress to the back.
Unable to turn his way back, he could only wait for the staff to pull his kart back.. OMA!! I laughed my ass off at that time! Heng ar! Or else I lose to him....
We exited the theme park at about 3pm and met up with Eugene and then went to Zhongjie's house to rest..
Left his house at about 7 plus and we rushed to Dhoby Gaut to get our decks. Luckily, when we arrived, the shop was not closed and we bought our decks with a series of magic tricks by the shopkeeper..
Next, we ate late dinner at a not-so-nearby tau-huay store and chicken rice stall and travelled on MRT home..

OMA, was so tired by the time I reached home at about 11.45pm. Bathed, and bombed onto bed.

Some of the photos we took...













9:50 PM
Sunday, July 6, 2008


11:26 PM
Wednesday, July 2, 2008

WO HOU!! Kia li si Justin eh bootdeh(Hokkien version).
I went to NP to celebrate his birthday by showing him my tai di skills which I just learnt the early part of the year.
After that, we headed down to Beauty world for dinner at Kobayashi. Not recommended. What to do think if a China guy cooks Japanese food? Still Japany?
Feeling relatively full, we decided to play pool. MUAHAHA! Chowy, Me VS Justin,Jasper.SP> NP at pool!
SP 对NP 的尊严之战结果揭晓 :SP大获全胜!!NOOB POLY!!
Ok then, off to do homework and maybe play a round of dota... Feel like pon-ing tml.. But got accounts leh, I wan to study... Woots! Mircale for Auhsoj!


10:24 PM
Tuesday, July 1, 2008




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