Today I dragonball-ed chow at pool.

Saw the link from Caomei's blog. So I decided to have a go.

Orange are for what I think is true and Red are for those which I don't.

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward.(People hate me because I often hit them on the nail) You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates. (This statement is currently not true but I am sure that it will turn orange, someday...)

Your views on education

Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:

You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

Yeah.. More of orange than red eh? If it's mostly red, then it won't be called a personality test. It will be called a Scam Yourself test.

Came across this amusing yet factious article in today's Newpaper. The writer spoke out what was in a Yew Tee resident's mind and the feeling was mutual.
As I couldn't find a copy of the article in the internet, I decided to re-type the whole article out. So bloody make sure you all read it. Nb....

Editor: S M ONG
Title: S'pore's most exciting new mall is.... in Yew Tee?

Despite of the recession, several exciting new shopping malls are opening in Singapore this year. Orchard Central, 313@Somerset, Ion Orchard, Yew Tee Point...
"Whoa, Nellie, Yew what point?," you ask.
Yew Tee Point - only the most exciting new mall of them all!
Even more exciting Ion Orchard? Where brands like Cartier, Dior, Dolce and Gabbana, Giorgio Armani, Louis Vuitton and Prada will reportedly open their double-storey flagship stores?
Yes, I dare say Yew Tee Point is more exciting than those retail monoliths from Orchard Road to Marina Bay put together.
Why? Because it's near where I live.
It's about time Yew Tee residents gout our own mall. For too long ,Yew Tee has been Choa Chu Kang's under-developed, less glam baby brother - much like Brad Pitt's long forgotten younger sibling, Arm Pitt.
When I first told people I lived after moving here 10 years ago, they thought I made the place up. What kind of cartoon name is Yew Tee? It sounds like the flavour of a new drink from Pokka.
I've been told 'yew tee' is Hokkien for oil pond, as if that's any consolation.
Then when I explained to people that Yew Tee is in Choa Chu Kang, they thought I lived next to the cemetary. Which I gues is marginally preferably to living in an imaginary place.
The thing is that there is no actualy Yew Tee road that I know of. But we do have the Yew Tee MRT station, our greatest claim to fame.
Unfortunately for us, one stop away at Choa Chu Kang MRT is where the real action is.
There, they have their own bus interchange, a post office and a shopping centre that houses a library, a four-screen cineplex and a Ya Kun.
Yew Tee, on the other hand, has three 7-Elevens. (It evens says so in WikiPedia)
So why should we be jealous?
Yew Tee is to Choa Chu Kang what Bukit Gombak is to Bukit Batok, Marsiling is to Woodlands, Khatib is to Yishun, Yio Chu Kang is to Ang Mo Kio, Braddell is to Toa Payoh, Buangkok is to Sengkang and Simei is to Tampines.
But no longer. Thanks to Yew Tee Point, we can now enjoy Subway, Long John Silver's and KFC without having the trudge all the way to holier-than-thou Choa Chu Kang.
So if you will excuse me, I'm going to catch Race to Witch Mountain at... what? There's no cinema at Yew Tee Point? Dammit!

-End-

Loved the twist at the end.
So.... yeap! Yew Tee PAWNS!!!!! Yew Tee FTW!!!!

Genting Trip was a blast!
Photos will be kope-ed and uploaded soon.
The only disappointment for me was that CorkScrew was unavailable. Apparently, those Malaysian banglas were screwing the CorkScrew, literally.
Buai buai~~
Like what that Priscilla has once said, Letting go is an Art.
I too have my own, Deception is an Art.

Buai buaixxxx

Bye bye world. I shall never see you again.

till the 26th of march

I shall leave my place of birth and ascend towards eternal happiness, where the gates of joy are always open.

I mean Genting.

And I shall be embraced and welcomed by him.

Not Allah, but Zhongjie.

Goodbye world, my memories shall be what's left of me.

Till I get back from Genting.

Alright, badminton-ed with the usual but Selena was unable to make it because she(he) was busy bullying the Tiongs at Expo.
There were some court-booking complications but those were peacefully solved and I got an hour's money refunded. =D
I really hate ID5. It is a totally different version from ID4. I had to forget everything I mastered in ID4. You know how painful for me to re-learn?? You know how long it took me to master ID4?? Haha.. emo talk..
Let me give you an example on how noob I am in ID5.
ID4 Akina best run : 3min 01s
My ID4 Akina best run : 3 min 05s

That how good I am in ID4. Lol.. I bhb 1...

ID5 Akina best run I seen so far : 3min 11s
My ID5 Akina best run : 3min 44s T.T

Jitau noob until I nothing to say. Gotta train, but training means hours of no life-ing at the arcade and an increase in the number of credit statements in my POSB account.

Thanks for reading a part of my buddy's no life talk and he hopes that everyone will not potray him as a no-life arcader. He has life!
Love with spices,
Kumar

Just a short post for today.
Jasper is on his Virgo cruise right now.. Budget NP could only afford 3D2N, unlike SP of 5D4N. Wohoho!
I was spotted by some foreign worker at my lvl up session.. I almost chua sai when that worker pushed me from the back... -.-
Hmm, cooked lunch for my brother and mother today. Easy Peezy Pasta. =D
Then pooled....
Oh, YewTee Point's Jalan Kayu Prata Shop is crap. Their service is crap. Very f-up by their attitude. One good thing about them is they hired a tiong to do their dishes. *Bastard mode on*
And yeap, my results quite buang. Despite the improvement, still buang. So don't need to ask me la, I also wont ask you de. I dont need to forward any module though, which is of course something that I am satisfied.
Tata~

Another mahjong day at Priscilla house.
Finished 2 rounds in about 8 hours(+/-)
Sadly, our little Mieko wasn't there.
And how damn it!!!! I couldnt 胡 my 万子清一色 worth 8 tais!!!!! 8 bloody tais!!!!! I could have won $32 over dollars based on that.. Bloody shiet...
Argh, what the heck. Had fun though... My mahjong skills seems to have improved... Wohohoho..

Gym-ed with Selena, Ella and Priscilla today.
Headed down to Vivo for some top notch Hokkien mee with Selena and Ella.
After my sumptuous dinner of hokkien mee, super dog set meal and 2 pork sticks, we headed to the highest level of Vivo.
We strolled in the waters of Vivo barefooted, with the accompany of Singapore's wonderful night sky and the cooling breeze. (How bloody gay/lesbian is that??!!)
Excellent teamwork was seen at Drummania, how easily is for 3 people to pawn the game...
What a wonderful gay(day).

I spent my wonderful Tuesday with Kumar.
In the morning, we watched tv and ate lunch together.
In the afternoon, we slept together.
In the evening, we went shopping for tml's lunch and bought dinner together.

What a fucking wonderful day with Kumar.

On a random note, this has become my favourite Youtube video.
Well, I couldnt post the video here, so just click on HERE.
Do not worry. It is not a virus, or porn, or scary video.
See liao you cfm laugh 1.

Alright, this post is about my Year 1 life of Diploma in Tourism and Resort Management in Singapore Polytechnic.

Well, time really flew so kan pua fast can...... Poof! Now going Year 2 le, we will have to write DTRM/FT/2A/02. It's a bit weird, not used to it yet.

Disclaimer: This post may be offensive to some. Please don't take it to heart, you are all not my friends.

Anyways, I still can vividly remember the first day of orientation when I made a fool out of myself.
Facilitator: Hi, can you tell me your class?
Me: *In a very hao lian tone* 12.
Facilitator:*Starts to flip through the class lists* Eh? Don't have leh.
Facilitator: *Asks other facilitator to come*
Faclitator 2: What class are you?
Me:*Uses the guai lan draggy tone* Twwwwwelveeeee....
Facilitator 2*Gives the WTF? look* There are only 7 classes leh. How come you 12?
Me:*Gives the 'AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHY?' look*
Facilitator: What is your name?
Facilitator: *Gets my name and starts scanning through the class lists 1 class by 1 class*
Facilitator: Eh you very cute leh, you in 02 la....
Me: *Shows the wtf sign behind me and walks VERY fast to my designated area*

Haha, it turns out I am in class 02. I am still wondering how come I can say 12... Sibei Paiseh. And there was a queue behind me somemore... Win.

Sitting alone without any friends in Lecture 10, I was already sibei sian. Then I started looking around for any familiar faces, Chow is in 06. Ok, far enough liao. Then Zheng Xuan, also in 06, and that was it. I was sibei sibei sian then.
Next, I started scanning for 'potentials'. *Whoa! Sibei disappointing can!* I thought to myself. Other people always said tourism has a lot of 'potentials'. I turn here turn there to see but hardly got la!! This time I already du lan liao. Felt that I was scammed by SP.... So cheated sia...

I felt rather alone for the first few days, mainly because I am the only Kranjian there. The rest of the class are already travelling in packs le.. Only i solo kia, wu gao sad bo?? But that was the first few days la... haha..

Ok, the following content is all the first impressions I got from you guys. Some may be a bit gl. Please dont take it to heart. =D

I shall start off with Annette because of the reason below. (No offence ar Norman. Haha.)
Annette was the first person to talk to me. My first impression of her was "Wa lan oie, so enthu-kia sia, and can talk forever."
Haha. Because she was the only person who was very active and excited in the lecture theater.

Soon came Dawn, the second person to talk to me. First impression of her was "Ang Moh Lang. Ok, life will be tough liao." oops? LOL.

Later we were directed to a classroom which I can't remember the name. I got to take a look at my classmates whom I will have to stay with for the next 3 years.

Let me talk about the guys first. This is going to be ugly.....
Eugene - 'NB, taller than me. Got slope hair still act 1 ah beng look.'
Lolol... Please don't beat me up..

WenHong - 'Guai kia number 1.'
It's because you never talk then sit on the table only. Hahahaha

Zhongjie - 'Guai lan kia number 1, only know how to sabo people'
It's kinda true bah. You have to admit it. You were the one who ask us to sabo Wh to be class rep.

Wee Kiat - 'Finally, got xiang yang 1.'
You are the only 1 who has the non pai kia non guai kia look lor... Lolol..

Norman - 'NB! Another ang moh pai 1.'
Haha, because you look too ang moh le. I have no choice but to think of you that way. =)

WeiSheng - 'O.........kay......... Interesting features..'
Sounds bastard eh?

K, next up are girls!

Shufen - 'Heng ar... DTRM got hope liao'
Lolol.... You should be proud.

Meiyi - 'What a tiny Ah lian'
Who ask you everytime wear skinny jeans with slippers?

Priscilla - 'Wth, her voice jitau buang'
WAHAHA, I know you had sore throat during the first day, but still very funny..

Tham - 'Shit la! Got malay in our class... Eh wait, she don't have the yalam accent.'
Paiseh, you really made me thought you were a yalam.

Theresa - 'Wah, this NPCC know more vulgar than me'
Who ask your vuglarlary so powderful....

Janice - 'Dey? She spoke with an accent. Win'

Karen - 'Woots! Finally got chinese speaking classmate.'
She was the first classmate to talk to me on MSN and told me she prefers speaking chinese.

To Victoria, Peixian, Yanyun and Sze Yee.
My thought of you guys was ' Wah lan oie, how can 4 friends so zhun zhun can enter the same class'
Haha, because I saw you all chat together during the first day liao.

Yeap, that are the first impression you guys gave me! Some of you all are waiting to kill me right? Lolol, so pai seh. Aiya. Let bygones be bygones~~~ Whoooooosh~
Go flame my tagboard luh!!! Haha..

Tata.

Gonna have a couple of posts today so its going to take up some space ar...

Right. Yesterday I have eaten the most expensive A la Carte dish of my life at Hard Rock Cafe, where all of their main courses have a basic of $20 and above. Excluding service charge and gst of course.

I chose duo combo of their BBQ ribs and BBQ chicken. It was not bad actually, very good in fact. Better than Cafe Cartel I will say. That meal cost me $35 in total, and I mean just that 1 plate of food cost $35. How wonderful is that?

Walked down the street to Taka where I continued my eating spree of 3 flavour ice-cream, the japanese pork stick and the japanese pan cake. Still got space for somemore though, but I ran out of money le...

PS: Jasper, you look nice in MY pink formal. Not as stylo as me of coz.

Name: Joshua Cheong Yan Dao
School: GuangYang Primary
to Unity Primary
to Kranji Secondary
to Singapore Polytechnic
Others: BaoBei loves me.
My price of magic courses range from $25 to $50. Depending on level of difficulty.


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Dawn
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Theresa
Currently
Shufen
Peixian
Yanyun
Caomei

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