Dream in a land of fantasy
BLAW tutorial today was a disaster. The tutor really sucks, I couldn't understand what the hell he was saying. The answers he gave was %&^(&)(**&%@#$%.
Mumble jumble lumble.....
Lim pei tiah bo la!! All the stupid laws can just go *eh-hem* themselves.

On a side note, Batam trip is just round the corner! This coming Sunday to be exact. However I gotta leave my house on Saturday to camp at Zj's house. 6 days of studying at Turi Beach resort.. I wonder how committed I am to really pay attention during the 6 days.


10:53 PM
Monday, April 27, 2009

Tutorials really sucked for this year.
I believe all of us who have done BLAW tutorial 2 will be cursing their asses off while trying to finish the tutorial. I myself have spouted a fountain of new hokkien vocabulary while attempting it.
Oh. I have gotten back my 400 bucks which I spent on Jap from my father. Furthermore, I managed to hack a bit more from him, 200 more to be exact. Woots!


11:17 PM
Sunday, April 26, 2009

Happy 18th Birthday to Mrs Wong Annette!


As I didn't make a photofunia out of you, Super Nor-Man shall be your representative. Plus he has already bravely suffered the cake smash for you, there are nobody more suitable than him.


10:54 PM
Thursday, April 23, 2009

Happy 18th Birthday to Mr Seng

Too bad the cake smash didn't work to its fullest extent. Nvm, there will be next year and more people to practice on before you.


9:53 PM
Wednesday, April 22, 2009


Picture of the day


12:03 AM


Today is the official start of DTRM/FT/2A/02.
To be honest, I did not have those kind of 'WHOO! First day of school' feeling. In fact, I was rather emotionless upon entering SB and seeing my classmates. The reason for that most probably is because I see them on MSN almost everyday. Most of them didn't change much. Maybe some got longer hair, shorter hair. I did have shorter hair, Eugene had his hair dyed into black.
Well, I do foresee a tough year ahead. 95% of the modules for this year are theory, which is definitely not my forte. Memorizing a ton of information within a small span of time will be something I have to master during this school year.
The only thing worth mentioning for this year will be Batam trip. Erm wait. Come to think of it, its not that worth. K nvm that... I also can't think of the reason right now.
On a random note, I have been thinking of doing something which I never wanted to do before. In fact, I detested such act, but come to think of it, I should give it a go. Should try out as many things as possible before you die right? Not that I'm dying soon la, hope I don't die so soon of course.
Lastly, I CAN'T GO LOLLIPOP!!!! Because it clashes with the Batam trip. There! I found my reason.


10:39 PM
Monday, April 20, 2009

Haha. It's a 100/100 paper. I got it all correct.


11:58 PM
Saturday, April 18, 2009

FOP offically ended on Thursday.
I was a facilitator cum games master. Along with Eugene and Zhongjie, we facilitated 02. Woots! Bangla Team FTW!
Hmm, let me give yall a short summary of what we did over the past 4 days.

Day 1
-Watching year 1 students rushed into SB like tsunami waves.
-Constant scanning of potentials in 09/10 DTRM.
-Saw my year 1 DTRM 02 class.
-Selected the class committee.
-Played Ice-breaking games.
Well, day 1 was rather dry to me. Nothing to do also.

Day 2
-Gathered at SPCC for speeches from the black and yellow heads.
-I zhao-ed early to set up our game station with Priscilla.
-SB class started their games.
-Was in charge of Telepathy.
-Chaos erupted as expected when we had to take on 5 classes at one shot.
-Dismissed at SPCC after games.
Tired, sibei tired.

Day 3
-Course briefing by DTRM lecturers.
-I myself was paying quite some attention during the Disneyland speech.
-Year 1 played games hosted by the lecturers.
-Distributed the gongs, shirts and stickers to the year 1s after their games.
Quite a useless day for me to come.

Day 4
-Flag day at YEW TEE!
-To catch a few more hours of sleep, Zhong camped over at my house.
-Year 1s dispersed to do Flag day
-Facils went to supervise them. An example will be me riding my bike all over Yew Tee.
-Slacked like don't know what at Yew Tee CC. Suprisingly nobody posted our break activity on STOMP.
-I headed home to take a nice relaxing shower.
-Year 1s did an hour more before gathering for lunch.
-Counted 02's money collection before dismissing them. Wow, they collected over $900 plus. IMBA!
-Accomplished my FOP target. Tututu! Wohoho!

After FOP ended, I went down to JP for PH interview. I managed to get the job. Hopefully I can secure it. Training starts coming weekends. Win.
Headed back to SP for the party, wasn't that attracted by it though.
My favourtie phrase during FOP was "Hi _______!" Hahaha... Only 02 facils(including 02 SMU) knows why.
Overall I did enjoy myself, hope 09-02 was satisfied with our standards of facilitaion. I think we did rather well though. Better than our year's facilitators I'm sure of that.


12:08 AM


Today could be considered my lucky day. And I mean REAAAALLL lucky.
"Allah took pity on you". That was the phrase that I remembered when I was playing Battleships, and whenever this phrase appears, I get gold la.
I really have to thank Huiling. Despite having not met her for like a super duper long time, our encounter today was truly a life-saving one. *For me la*
Thousand thanks to you.
I still have not forgotten that you are my gan-jie leh... Lol..

Well, mahjong-ed at Pris's house for the rest of the day. Didnt managed to finish our usual 2 rounds because we had to spend some time calling the freshies.
Below was what we had to say to our freshies during the call.

"Hello, is this blah blah blah? Are you interested in buying some of our latest cooking woks? Because you are our 1000th customer, you have gotten yourself an incredible discount of 30% off all cooking woks!!! All of our woks are priced at only $299.90 each! So order now and stand a chance to win a pair of food vouchers at KouFu! What are you waiting for? Order now!"
"Hello? Ello? Are you still there?"

Ok, super lame I know.... But could you imagine 4 people at 4 different corners of the living calling and calling? We were like telemarketers la. Haha...

The day of Mahjong ended with a little peck on the cheek by little Mieko. =) Hontoni Kawaii neh....


12:35 AM
Sunday, April 12, 2009

All I could say is, Wow.


12:26 AM
Saturday, April 11, 2009

Interesting things that I came to know about today.
These were the 2 very different versions which my fellow co-workers have came up with.
Little stories packed with a ton of humor.

Version 1 - Mr Krish
从前,有个狐狸问个熊一个问题。

熊的回答是:‘你说什么’?

那狐狸听了, 就觉得熊所说的话非常有意识,很深奥。。

想阿想阿, 那狐狸突然间明白了那熊话中带话的那三个字。

几天后,那狐狸问个蓝鸟同样的问题。 而那鸟什么都没说,只是摇摇了头,就飞走了。

因为那只鸟那么小,长的也很天真,狐狸呢就没有怀疑那只鸟。

但是。。 那只鸟还没禁得起考验


Version 2 - Mr Muthu
不久之前,有个白菜花问个菜心一个问题。

那个菜心却问:“回吗?”

虽然他们俩的交谈是非常的短占,所说的话却非常有深度。

应为菜心与白菜花的水平不同,白菜花需要些时间来解开话中的话。

当时,白菜花除了‘服’字,就没有其他的字能形容菜心了。

次到如今,这件事也不过是个时间的问题。

过了末些日子,白菜花遇上了小白菜。

当时,白花菜也问了小白菜同样的问题。

小白菜却答复:“不会。”

虽然如此,白菜花却起了疑点,心想:“是吗?”

因为他心里始终认为他会。这也是因为小白菜又小又脆弱。

事到如今,白菜花只能说:“小白菜啊,小白菜,你始终还是禁不起考验。”


10:49 PM
Wednesday, April 8, 2009

曾经,我问了那个人一个问题。
那个人回答了:他会吗?
虽然那个人的答案简短,但是这三个字是那么的明确与直接。
当我领悟了此句中的含义后,脑海中浮现了那么一个字 - “服”。
事到如今,我猜想也只有迟早的问题。

有一天,我问了另一个人一个问题。
他的回答是:不会。
此时的我,第一个念头是:“是吗?”
我打从心底相信他会。因为,他还嫩得像块豆腐呢。
我说兄弟啊,你还禁不起考验啦。


12:07 AM


Infiltration to FOC was successful.
Minsi was kind enough to let us play around in her group.
Maintaining freshman status was not successful.
There were too many people we knew and true enough we were bao tou-ed...
Hunting was definitely not successful.
Managed to successfully infiltrate into ATEN again.

This is the not so successful story of an asshole year 2 trying to be a freshie.

Oh. Interesting thing I saw today. Lot 1 had this ACER promotion and surprisingly they used L4D to sort of advertise their high performance desktops. Being the bo liao me, I went to action action abit... I alt-tabbed and saw the user's name - zimmer550. WTH? This is the IGN which I have been seeing quite often when playing L4D! Lolol, zimmer550 is actually an Acer promoter... Hahahaha...

Kk, off to watch Singtel Grid Girls on tour liao... Buaix buaix...


11:04 PM
Friday, April 3, 2009

Badminton-ed for like what? 40mins? The time I spent in arcade today was definitely more than that...

And I watched my first official horror movie - Coming Soon.
Ya ya, laugh lor laugh lor...
Me is not hum. Me is only not a fan of horror movies...=P
Plus this movie is more of a gore movie than a horror movie... Jitau disgusting...
Chaba~ Chaba~ Do you really want to see me die??!!! -.-


12:48 AM





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