Alright, this post is about my Year 1 life of Diploma in Tourism and Resort Management in Singapore Polytechnic.
Well, time really flew so kan pua fast can...... Poof! Now going Year 2 le, we will have to write DTRM/FT/2A/02. It's a bit weird, not used to it yet.
Disclaimer: This post may be offensive to some. Please don't take it to heart, you are all
not my friends.
Anyways, I still can vividly remember the first day of orientation when I made a fool out of myself.
Facilitator: Hi, can you tell me your class?Me: *In a very hao lian tone* 12.Facilitator:*Starts to flip through the class lists* Eh? Don't have leh.Facilitator: *Asks other facilitator to come*Faclitator 2: What class are you?Me:*Uses the guai lan draggy tone* Twwwwwelveeeee....Facilitator 2*Gives the WTF? look* There are only 7 classes leh. How come you 12?Me:*Gives the 'AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHY?' look*Facilitator: What is your name?Facilitator: *Gets my name and starts scanning through the class lists 1 class by 1 class*Facilitator: Eh you very cute leh, you in 02 la....Me: *Shows the wtf sign behind me and walks VERY fast to my designated area*Haha, it turns out I am in class 02. I am still wondering how come I can say 12... Sibei Paiseh. And there was a queue behind me somemore... Win.
Sitting alone without any friends in Lecture 10, I was already sibei sian. Then I started looking around for any familiar faces, Chow is in 06. Ok, far enough liao. Then Zheng Xuan, also in 06, and that was it. I was sibei sibei sian then.
Next, I started scanning for 'potentials'. *Whoa! Sibei disappointing can!* I thought to myself. Other people always said tourism has a lot of 'potentials'. I turn here turn there to see but hardly got la!! This time I already du lan liao. Felt that I was scammed by SP.... So cheated sia...
I felt rather alone for the first few days, mainly because I am the only Kranjian there. The rest of the class are already travelling in packs le.. Only i solo kia, wu gao sad bo?? But that was the first few days la... haha..
Ok, the following content is all the first impressions I got from you guys. Some may be a bit gl. Please dont take it to heart. =D
I shall start off with Annette because of the reason below. (No offence ar Norman. Haha.)
Annette was the first person to talk to me. My first impression of her was "Wa lan oie, so enthu-kia sia, and can talk forever."
Haha. Because she was the only person who was very active and excited in the lecture theater.
Soon came Dawn, the second person to talk to me. First impression of her was "Ang Moh Lang. Ok, life will be tough liao." oops? LOL.
Later we were directed to a classroom which I can't remember the name. I got to take a look at my classmates whom I will have to stay with for the next 3 years.
Let me talk about the guys first. This is going to be ugly.....
Eugene - 'NB, taller than me. Got slope hair still act 1 ah beng look.'
Lolol... Please don't beat me up..
WenHong - 'Guai kia number 1.'
It's because you never talk then sit on the table only. Hahahaha
Zhongjie - 'Guai lan kia number 1, only know how to sabo people'
It's kinda true bah. You have to admit it. You were the one who ask us to sabo Wh to be class rep.
Wee Kiat - 'Finally, got xiang yang 1.'
You are the only 1 who has the non pai kia non guai kia look lor... Lolol..
Norman - 'NB! Another ang moh pai 1.'
Haha, because you look too ang moh le. I have no choice but to think of you that way. =)
WeiSheng - 'O.........kay......... Interesting features..'
Sounds bastard eh?
K, next up are girls!
Shufen - 'Heng ar... DTRM got hope liao'
Lolol.... You should be proud.
Meiyi - 'What a tiny Ah lian'
Who ask you everytime wear skinny jeans with slippers?
Priscilla - 'Wth, her voice jitau buang'
WAHAHA, I know you had sore throat during the first day, but still very funny..
Tham - 'Shit la! Got malay in our class... Eh wait, she don't have the yalam accent.'
Paiseh, you really made me thought you were a yalam.
Theresa - 'Wah, this NPCC know more vulgar than me'
Who ask your vuglarlary so powderful....
Janice - 'Dey? She spoke with an accent. Win'
Karen - 'Woots! Finally got chinese speaking classmate.'
She was the first classmate to talk to me on MSN and told me she prefers speaking chinese.
To Victoria, Peixian, Yanyun and Sze Yee.
My thought of you guys was ' Wah lan oie, how can 4 friends so zhun zhun can enter the same class'
Haha, because I saw you all chat together during the first day liao.
Yeap, that are the first impression you guys gave me! Some of you all are waiting to kill me right? Lolol, so pai seh. Aiya. Let bygones be bygones~~~ Whoooooosh~
Go flame my tagboard luh!!! Haha..
Tata.
12:48 PM
Monday, March 2, 2009
